Well, apparently I’m married to Victoria and my father’s name is Wavel, Jr., and I’m barely 9 years old.

I go by Darke Riene on other forums, apparently (save for a chick named Irene and some guy named Brownyne) I’m the only one on the net known as either Darke or Riene. yay. And Mercen is used only so often. Abrev. for mercenary and mercenaria (clams)

Here’s what I got for Klive:

KLIVE THE UNUSUALLY SILLY (God of Where)

Klive was the first god in the ancient pantheon, when the world was created. It is said that he took the spark of life from the ashes of a yet-more-ancient world, and cast it upon new, fertile ground. From this spark grew a new world, which Klive named "Ragnarok". At the passage of the First Age and the beginning of the modern days, Klive turned his thoughts and his energies toward new projects, and stepped down from his position as a God. In his image here, he appears in his favorite manifestation--a short gnome wearing Calvin Kleinbottle Magic Boxer Shorts and the most utterly silly of expressions possible for a humaniod face to conjure up,
Klive was responsible for a very silly and fun quest, which was later lost to the world and is remembered now only in legend. He is also the creator of the original Magic Map, and much of the mudlib customization.
The Ragnarok magic mapper is a strange and wonderous device of arcane lore. Legend tells that none other than Klive himself crafted the first magic map, and since then Fizban has been making improvements until the current day.
It looks simple enough, merely a scrap of parchment which every Ragnarok citizen is given upon entering the world. Yet, as you explore the realms, you begin to notice that every place you visit becomes enscribed on the parchment, giving you a constantly-updated map of where you've been.
In the beginning was the First Age of Ragnarok, when the world was very young. In those days, the four Gods Klive, Skeezics, Rodolf and Fizban roamed the world alone, shaping and forming it as they went.
As the world took shape, a small number of mortals appeared, and enjoyed what the Gods had created. In time, these mortals became mighty Wizards, and set about creating more of the world, expanding it and helping the Gods and there was much rejoicing.
Prominent among the very earliest of Wizards were Wulfblat and Galadriel, who, in addition to the Gods, were instrumental in those Elder Days for giving Ragnarok the personality that has set it apart from other worlds.
Then came the Dark Times, when the Gods left the universe in which they created the world. Without the Gods, Ragnarok immediately vanished in a puff of smoke. However, as he left, Fizban snatched up the essence of Ragnarok, and carried it with him throughout his wanderings.
It came to pass that at a later time, another universe was found, which would be suitable for Ragnarok to spring to life once again. Fizban called together the other three Gods, and the old Archwizards Galadriel and Wulfblat, and announced that he would bring back the world from the copy he still held.
Galadriel joined Fizban as the new Gods of Ragnarok, with Wulfblat and Lightning as Demigods. Klive, Rodolf and Skeezics declined to retain their Godly status, having found other pursuits in the mean time which were occupying their full attention.
Thus began the Second Age of Ragnarok, where the world has changed much, yet still retains much of its original charm and flavor.
In the days that followed, Lightning was called away to attend other matters in the mundane world. After meeting in council, the Immortals decided to elevate the then-Archwizard Gullo to Immortal status, joining Wulfblat as the new second Demigod.