Yams knows whats up
Yams knows whats up
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
yeah if you live in oklahoma but no tin Tulsa or OKC then your pretty much screwed lol.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
The only gay simpson episode I remember was when homer left to live with two homosexuals on the homosexual side of springfield.
I remember that one! xD
Damn Americans.
Word/s.
The say one thing yet do another. It truely is a great country, America.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
It's Carl. Don't you remember when Homer shot pudding at Carl, and Mr. Burns rushed to his aid? Yet when Lenny was hit (even though he is a war hero and had an eye injury), Mr. Burns laughed.
I was just thinking about this the other day. It really doesn't make any sense.
affirmative action.It's Carl. Don't you remember when Homer shot pudding at Carl, and Mr. Burns rushed to his aid? Yet when Lenny was hit (even though he is a war hero and had an eye injury), Mr. Burns laughed.
The gay marriage episode (Patty) just aired a repeat Sunday.
The running gag between Carl and Lenny is that they're inseparable and every guy loves Carl and every girl loves Lenny.
When Homer calls home to report he'll be late because Lenny got into an accident, Marge, Lisa and Bart all say, "Not Lenny!"
When Marge discovers this was only a ploy that Homer used to stay and finish his perfect game at the bowling alley, she says, "I'm so relieved that Lenny's alright." And she's knitting (two pins) or crocheting (one pin) a heart with Lenny's face on it.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
That running gag has been stale for approximately 350 episodes.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I love that. xD
'Al, let's have sex.'
'No, Peg.'
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Grimes was "white"
He liked prostitutes.
"Del Let's have sex"
"No, Peg"
PS
I think one of the first Gay commentaries I can really vividly remember is the episode where they meet that guy whose into all those novelties and then Homer becoems afraid for Bart's sexuality and they go to the Reindeer pit to make Bart a man and a robot Santa comes in and then.... ahaha...
Hillarity
Boldly go.
ZAP!
Oh. Lonliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Boldly go.
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