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    Mercenary X greets you. Welcome to Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums.

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    Again, welcome.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yuna_elena
    Heylo new person! Welcome to the fablulous place...

    EYES ON FINAL FANTASY

    And before you even start to think about How crazy I am, or how crazy anyone else is... WE ARE NOT CRAZY. Not me, and especially not Psychotic.

    Oh yea... Did they not mention this is a mental asylum? So basically, don't listen to anything I just said...

    WELCOME! <3
    Welcome to EoFF, this place is a mental institution, please leave any sharp objects at the door, and any items which may be of harm to the EoFF members... INCLUDING SPOONS!!! (if SpiffingCheese gets hold of that we're all dead!!! ALL DEAD I TELL YOU!!)

    OMG DON'T LISTEN TO Y_E SHE IS THE NUTTIEST OF THE LOT!!.

    Is it me, or are the newbies just swimming in every day :P?

    Soon there'll be no room on EoFF left ooohh noooooooooo!!! I'll steal RSL to save my life! and Denmark the Penguin can swim me to somewhere safe
    I'll figure it out later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenna
    Welcome to EoFF, this place is a mental institution, please leave any sharp objects at the door, and any items which may be of harm to the EoFF members... INCLUDING SPOONS!!! (if SpiffingCheese gets hold of that we're all dead!!! ALL DEAD I TELL YOU!!)

    OMG DON'T LISTEN TO Y_E SHE IS THE NUTTIEST OF THE LOT!!.

    Is it me, or are the newbies just swimming in every day :P?

    Soon there'll be no room on EoFF left ooohh noooooooooo!!! I'll steal RSL to save my life! and Denmark the Penguin can swim me to somewhere safe
    You're not gonna give up, are you? xD

    I am not nutty! I am perfectly sane! xD

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    Rofl I'll never give up! because you are teh nuttah! ;D hehe <3 You should be voted most insane member for the next ciddies rofl ;D
    I'll figure it out later...

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    Reading this thread, I can safely say I know why I'm not supposed to read introduction threads.

    LIEK OMG TEH NITS MAD ME STOOPUD

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    Welcome to EoFF Hope you enjoy your stay.

    & I love Father Ted!

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