This Just In - Terrorists Attacks EoFF
Today, all across EoFF was shook at 2:21 PM EST as a large explosion could be heard all across the boards. Apparently, there was an attempted terrorist attack on the headquarters at EoFF - #EoFF - which left the community in shambles. Well known to the majority of the community, #EoFF is where the most well-known members of the board, as well as many others, tend to collaborate, discuss, and create the rediculous oddities we see here at EoFF. Members of EoFF such as Del, Psycho, Proto, Bob, and countless others make their residence there known, and today was no different. Working exceedingly on their efforts to plan and enforce "chatroom awareness more than a week", they seemed to be the target of the terrorist cell. Not much is known about the cell, other than that they have infiltrated us at EoFF and caused mass hysteria. Many are being questioned and interviewed.
Lenna, a well-known member of EoFF, was in hiding right before the attacks. She says she may know who perpetrated these heinous actions, however, because of her close ties to the suspect, she will not relinquish any names. Many believe she may be in cohoots with the terrorist who planted the bombs to detinate at 2:21 PM today. Though, EoFF Administrative police have not taken anyone into custody, right now, the focus is on helping the injured and to maintain order.
We'll have more on this story as it comes to us live, on channel 0.
I'm Marick, reporting some-what live for EoFF News.
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