Cousin attack!

[Rye]

Today will be the test of my patience and sanity. 4 of my cousins, all of which are young and insane and like to run around and ruin my room, are coming over all day, along with my flakey slutty fur coat wearing aunt who talks to me like I'm 2, and my Italian Grandma who can hardly speak English is here, though she'll be here ALL summer. I'm afraid that I'm going to go insane. Too many people! *sobs*

To give this a topic, how many cousins do you have, and do you get along with them, as well as your relatives? Can you tell us a story of a funny/bad/nice experience with your cousins and other relatives too?

[Peegee]

Like, trip them!

[Aurey]

My younger cousins chew with their mouths open and it grosses me out. That makes them annoying to me. My older cousins are funny and nice, so I like them, but I haven't talked to them in about six years now.

I was visiting my relatives (second cousins, aunts and uncles, grand parents) this past weekend, they like to talk a lot and they tell the best jokes when drunk.

[Shauna]

Wow! My cousins, and my older sister love to mess up my room! !

I don't know how many cousins I have... Some live in Australia... and I don't know how many... :/

Anyway, on Sunday, my Cousins came over, Craig and Jade. I was on the phone to Tiff (Lenna) at the time, but the conversation was going nowhere... so, after I was brutally attacked by my 7 year old cousin, Jade, we decided to stop the phone call.
So then, I returned to the PC. And I voice chatted with some people... Tiff too... and there was more conversation then... xD
Anyway, I asked Jade if she wanted to say hi to my friends. She was reluctant at first, but she talked. Then Craig started talking. And Jade asked me to put on my webcam. xD It was hell.
Jade was talking about legs (Don't ask, I don't know), and making friends with everyone! Craig was insulting Jade and saying he was disabled and in a wheelchair... which he's not.
...And, my friends loved them. xD They say that Craig and Jade are awesome... xD I have to agree though!

[NeoTifa]

i have a preppy 26 yr old twin cousins(kelly and michelle), a 22? yr old cousin who is kewl (i like him) (chad), a slutty 18 yr old w/ a 2 yr old son (landen is sooo cute though, but a walking tornado) (brandy), a kel 17 yr old (i like him too) (brian), a preppy slutty 14 yr old (jennifer), ummmmmm....ermmm thats it for 1st cousins.

[Rye]

I wish I had older cousins. I'm the oldest.

[NeoTifa]

hmmmm. im like the 2nd yougest!

[Levian]

There's nothing that can't be solved with a stun gun.

[Destai]

I attacked my cousin once. I slammed her head off a kitchen table.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Cousins?

...

Or Minions of DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know my cousins very well...

They live in Norway while I am in Australia... moving back soon though

[Rye]

There's nothing that can't be solved with a stun gun.

There's no time for a stun gun! We have to save the planet from a meteor!

[Levian]

There's nothing that can't be solved with a stun gun.

There's no time for a stun gun! We have to save the planet from a meteor!

omg you're right! *omnislashes meteor*

[ThroneofDravaris]

I have young cousins that annoy me all the time. Luckily, I found a solution.





They didn’t come back after that….

[Rye]

I have young cousins that annoy me all the time. Luckily, I found a solution.





They didn’t come back after that….

xDDDD Brilliant.

[Tama2]

I just use games on them. Then I'll just yell at them if they don't listen. If that doesn't work I start usin pressure points. Mwhahahahahahaha