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    A used condom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Holmes
    Grandia wasn't MADE by Ubisoft, they were pubished by them I forgot what company made Grandia.

    As for the Dreamcast, its the best console ever made. Not only does it have a nice unique collection of fighters and RPGs, it can emulate almost anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Plus it's got better sound quality than a PS2.
    Game Arts made it, and I agree about the Dreamcast. If it wasn't for the DC, there'd probably be no online gaming on consoles. Plus, the system has the best lineup of fighters and shooters I've ever seen.

    As for useless inventions, almost all inventions have some sort of use, even if it's just a small one. Drink coasters keep water rings from being formed on the table, which keeps the table from having a permanent mark on it. May not sound like the best of uses, but oh well.

    But if you meant it in a sense like, not useful to YOU, then in that case, for me, it would be a TV antenna, since the reception sucks in my area.
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    "my, what a nice desk. It would be a shame if someone....oh, i don't know.....DIDN'T USE A COASTER!"

    never say homer simpson is stupid again.

    Peace out and :rock:
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    Pet Rock



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    hmm the most useless invention not shure but the most useless game is ephemeral fantasia to ps2 i mean that game is confusing i havent even been able to get 1 char sides main guy

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    Do-it-yourself abortion kit

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    Drink coasters are good for flinging at people.

    Sporks . . . bear an ill design.

    Never heard of gym knickers (never heard of gym pants neither).

    Legwarmers . . . could be used as scrunchies . . . which are good for flinging at people.

    Sports bras . . . those topless mothers in Africa and such-forth are all nice in their natural glory . . . but I’d freak out if every girl in America suddenly stopped wearing bras and began to develop long sagging breasts as a result. *shudders*

    Ubisoft. Didn’t they make Prince of Persia? Prince rocks.

    Sonar is used in the water. Radar is used on land.

    Paper weights can be instant death. I’d prefer not to have one lying around my humble abode.

    Weapons of mass destruction are useful for getting rid of those pesky terrorists . . . and all other existence.

    The first wheel wasn’t actually useful.

    The first Matrix was alright; the sequels sucked.

    I never bought the Dreamcast, the controllers were way too bulky for my dainty hands.

    Netscape is my homepage. IE is my browser.

    Any sort of pride is useless in the face of death.

    Quote Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
    A used condom
    Definitely not something you would want to use.

    A TV antenna can be used to scourge the demon’s of the night.

    Hamburgers are warm . . . therefore, they’d keep your ears warm. Not only that, it’d have an enjoyable smell. Mmm, burgers.

    “Shut up or I’ll sick my pet rock on you!” *throws*

    Ephemeral Fantasia is a game I wish I would have bought. I can’t find it anywhere, DAMNIT!

    Throne . . . good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    Internet explorer or Netscape
    And may I ask what you used to download your beloved preacious little Firefox browser? Yeah thats what I smurfing thought. Oh wait...that would make Firefox useless too! Even MORE useless! I agree!

    Seriously...think about what you're bashing before bashing it and making an idiot out of yourself.
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    i used mirc actually IE is so rigged i only use it for hotmail


    i have a irc web browsing program



    also compressing the exe file and sending it works

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence
    "my, what a nice desk. It would be a shame if someone....oh, i don't know.....DIDN'T USE A COASTER!"

    never say homer simpson is stupid again.

    Peace out and :rock:
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    I never said coasters are useless! There was one sitting next to me and it's all I could think of, I have no beef with coasters, I have a flower shaped one
    I'm sorry for the DC statement I made everyone

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    Sony.

    Nah, seriously.. A useless invention...

    Hmm... Handheld games machines like Gameboy, DS, PSP & the like. I just can't be doing with staring at a small screen all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    i used mirc actually IE is so rigged i only use it for hotmail


    i have a irc web browsing program



    also compressing the exe file and sending it works
    But, you would need IE to download IRC. And, to download MSN and such so you could be sent the file.

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    my computer had msn on it from the start and i had an msn account for a long time i used mozilla before IE and mIRC before firefox

    plus i got sent irc aswell

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    Hmm...Useless inventions...?

    Screen-doors on submarines.

    Solar-powered flashlights.

    Edible underwear.

    That's all I can think of at the moment...
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