CHILDREN OF THE CREATOR, HEAR MY VOICE AND CONVERT NOW!

[Jojee]

The pope is in my pants.

[Psychotic]

Brother Kyono, the Creator Cid has taught us that everything is Lambert's fault, especially the Fire of London. Do you not see the glory and wisdom that he possesses?

OH SISTER JOJO YOU SHALL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL! THE PINK TITLE SHALL BE YOUR BANNER AND THE GUILT OF YOUR SINS SHALL BE YOUR FLAG!

[crashNUMBERS]

BROTHERS, SISTERS, I have come before you to spread the word of our Creator, the Lord Cid, and I come to guide you along the path to rightenousness. You all are sinners, heathens and fornicators, spreading your vile filth such as spam, flaming and advertising, well let me tell you now my brothers and my sisters, unless you convert to the way of light, you shall be sent to eternal damnation and branded with the pink title, a mark of the sinner. I too was once a sinner, just like you. I know this is hard to believe, but is the truth, but I have turned away from the darkness! I have embraced the way of the Creator, Cid! I will no longer destroy his dreams! He will protect you from the spam with his shield, and smite down all spammers with his sword! Look not to these false prophets like Old Manus or -N-! CONVERT NOW! Make a donation to 555-SAVE-ME-PSYCHOTIC TODAY!

Your mock against me was only good to make me "heh"...

[Doomie]

OWWWWWW

I WAS A SINNER
A REAL BAD MAN
WHAT HE SAID I SHALT NOT DO
I RESPONDED WITH A FLAME AND SPAM
BUT I BROKE DOWN TO MY KNEES
AND BEGAN TO CRY
I'M TELLING YOU MY BROTHA'S
TEEEEEESSSSTTTTIIIIFYYYYY!!!!

*gets down on his knees a la James brown*

[DK]

There is no light! You speak lies! You try to pull the wool over the eyes of the community, but you'll never get me! I BURN YOUR FALSE BIBLES AND CID IDOLS!

[ZeZipster]

Okay, I don't want to spoil the ending, but isn't this spam in itself?

You're all damned.

[Shoden]

Crash is a lie! Cidism is a lie! YOUR FAITH IS BUILT ON LIES! DON'T MAKE ME GET DAN BROWN ON YOU!

THE POWER OF CID COMPELLS YOU! RESORT TO THE LIGHT, JOIN US AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED FROM TOTAL HELL OF "SPAM"

[Psychotic]

Your mock against me was only good to make me "heh"...

Great Prophet, I seek not to mock you but follow your wisdom. I am creating a spam free kingdom in the name of our Creator!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

The pope is in my pants.

Now I see the light, we must journey to the Holy of Holies, to the Pants of Jojo!

[Doomie]

Okay, I don't want to spoil the ending, but isn't this spam in itself?

You're all damned.

BLASPHEMY!

[bipper]

Herrocy! I shall rally Maxx Power and rid the land of you blasphomac prophets!

Bipper

[Hawkeye]

Your mock against me was only good to make me "heh"...

Great Prophet, I seek not to mock you but follow your wisdom. I am creating a spam free kingdom in the name of our Creator!

I too alas are a follower of the great prophet and his wisdom! We shall cast all sinners' sins into the firey pits of hell to where they belong!

[crashNUMBERS]

Your mock against me was only good to make me "heh"...

Great Prophet, I seek not to mock you but follow your wisdom. I am creating a spam free kingdom in the name of our Creator!

You only do this to get more people to enjoy..

[Masamune·1600]

But I thought that Kishi was the Creator?

[Psychotic]

My Brothers, my Sisters, we are no blasphemic or false prophets! We spread the word of the Creator, Cid, and we only wish to save more souls from the fires of damnation! See the light, see the goodness, give your hearts over to the right, and there you will find your eternal glory. Please, Children of the Creator, I only wish to stop you getting marked with the pink title of the traitor.