Cheese that isn't cheese

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Its true! It looks like cheese, it smells like cheese. But it's rice! Anyone else eaten something that was really something else?

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I have!! one time I ate eggplants and it was really an egg

I was gross

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[Twisted Tinkerbell]

It tastes like rubber. eeewww. I wanna know how they get the rice to act like cheese.

[Jebus]

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that man said.


My stomach itches.

[I gots a latta moe info!!]

I still have that taste in my mouth. I was 4. i love eggs. but those eggs tasted like an eggplant

[Chris]

Yes... but I'm psychotic.

Edit: Hahahaha... I totally just realized what I wrote.

[Karl]

i ate some milk chocolate that tasted like dark chcocolate, and then i drank some milk but it tasted like chocolate milk

[Craig]

I can't believe it's not butter!

[ZeZipster]

It wasn't mayonnaise.

[bipper]

I chugged a mudslide when I was 5 thinking it was my choclate milk. *hic*

My buddy had mistaken his lemonade cup for a cup my grandpa was using as a spitune.

[Dignified Pauper]

Jebus, I ate the chocolate covered squirrel on your desk.

[Zeldy]

I once took a huge swig of Pure dry Gin as somebody told me it was Water. It was disgusting.

[Rye]

Probably what they feed us in school.

[Shauna]

I was going to say that Spiffing Cheese wasn't Cheese... but then I remembered... SHE IS!

And, no, I don't think I've eaten/drank anything that isn't what I thought it was.

[RPJesus]

It wasn't mayonnaise.

"Parlais!"
"curse the man who came up with Parlais."
"The French. Makers of Mayonnaise."
"I love you, Jack. You're hot."
"Oooookay."
"Hold me..."
"What?"
"Nothin'."
Jack Sparrow and Pirate Guy, Pirates of the Carribean

I know it's a little off, but shutup! You have to see it from a different perspective, you know? Get a little open.

And cheese:
"cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow meat
I milk it from my teats
But I try to be discreet
Oh, cheese.
Oh, cheese."
Tommy Nuka, The Mighty Boosh