Quote Originally Posted by ZeZipster
It wasn't mayonnaise.
"Parlais!"
"curse the man who came up with Parlais."
"The French. Makers of Mayonnaise."
"I love you, Jack. You're hot."
"Oooookay."
"Hold me..."
"What?"
"Nothin'."
Jack Sparrow and Pirate Guy, Pirates of the Carribean

I know it's a little off, but shutup! You have to see it from a different perspective, you know? Get a little open.

And cheese:
"cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow meat
I milk it from my teats
But I try to be discreet
Oh, cheese.
Oh, cheese."
Tommy Nuka, The Mighty Boosh