How will you die?

**Primus Inter Pares** · 10-13-2005, 10:54 AM

Rollercoaster...

**loza** · 10-13-2005, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by KoShiatar

Uh. It said I'll hang myself from depression.

Not really funny since I've actually had depression..¬.¬

depression isn't funny it's really sad

lol

**Nod** · 10-13-2005, 11:00 AM

real name: "While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."

username: "Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you're asleep."

So, no shoes with laces, and no sleep. Problem solved!

**boris no no** · 10-13-2005, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by Nod

real name: "While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."

username: "Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you're asleep."

So, no shoes with laces, and no sleep. Problem solved!

and no girlfriends

**Nod** · 10-13-2005, 11:07 AM

I thought about that, but what if i just 'see' lots of girls, without them actually being my girlfriends? Before you say it, im not going to turn gay. xD.

**Sergeant Hartman** · 10-13-2005, 04:18 PM

Having your legs cemented and droped into a river.

**Sasquatch** · 10-13-2005, 05:30 PM

In a case of mistaken identity, I am shot to death by the mob.

Unless I use my screen name, in which case...in a case of mistaken identity, I am shot to death by a drug dealer.

Man. That sucks.

**Rainecloud** · 10-13-2005, 05:49 PM

Under a mound of chargrilled cows, most likely.

**Jess** · 10-13-2005, 05:59 PM

After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

Sounds exciting.

**Shoden** · 10-13-2005, 06:05 PM

shot to death by the mafia.

Username: Thrown off a cliff

**Shauna** · 10-13-2005, 06:09 PM

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

Lovely....

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Also lovely...

**Zante** · 10-13-2005, 06:10 PM

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

I hate mimes.

**Craig** · 10-13-2005, 06:11 PM

Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.

Apparently.

**Doomtrain 770** · 10-13-2005, 06:13 PM

"After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact."

Hmmm....

**Odaisé Gaelach** · 10-14-2005, 03:05 PM

I'm gonna be the target of a serial killer...

...Well, at least it's better than radiation posioning.

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