Rollercoaster...
depression isn't funny it's really sadOriginally Posted by KoShiatar
lol
real name: "While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."
username: "Your girlfriend beats you to death with a hammer while you're asleep."
So, no shoes with laces, and no sleep. Problem solved!![]()
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and no girlfriendsOriginally Posted by Nod
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Trust No one
I thought about that, but what if i just 'see' lots of girls, without them actually being my girlfriends? Before you say it, im not going to turn gay. xD.
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Having your legs cemented and droped into a river.
In a case of mistaken identity, I am shot to death by the mob.
Unless I use my screen name, in which case...in a case of mistaken identity, I am shot to death by a drug dealer.
Man. That sucks.
Under a mound of chargrilled cows, most likely.![]()
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
Sounds exciting.
shot to death by the mafia.
Username: Thrown off a cliff
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Lovely....As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.
Also lovely...While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
I hate mimes.A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.
Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.
Apparently.
"After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact."
Hmmm....
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I'm gonna be the target of a serial killer...
...Well, at least it's better than radiation posioning.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec