If you don't post in this thread within 8 seconds you will die a virgin!

[nik0tine]

Freaking MySpace bulletins...

[Dignified Pauper]

what if i've already had sex?

[nik0tine]

Doesn't matter. You'll still die a virgin.

[KoShiatar]

Wow, so we all discovered a wonderful way of having our virginity back.

[Shlup]

Srsly.

I like the ones that say sex for the rest of my life will be horrible. BJ doesn't like it when I inform him of his impending failures.

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[q=thread title]If you don't post in this thread within 8 seconds you will die a virgin![/q]DAMMIT WHY DID MY COMPUTER STALL NOOOOOOOO

[Giga Guess]

Srsly.

I like the ones that say s</userdefined>ex for the rest of my life will be horrible. BJ doesn't like it when I inform him of his impending failures.

ROTFL!!!

[Sabs]

>Ok on this email it'll be a bit of fun - just type
>name of the
>songyou're
>listening to, then write "in my pants" on the end.
>Copy andpaste it to
>people with your own songs in your pants i'm hoping
>togeta lot of songs
>into
>peoples pants.(plz can u copy and pase it rather than
>forwarding -
>those > r
>sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>anoying!)
>
>
>Dane again - After the candles burn in my pants (lol
>hmmm thats not
>gud)
>
>Dane - Feeling you, feeling me in my pants (lol thanks
>for that Alicia
>Keys)
>
>Justin - Calm like a bomb in my pants (lol uh
>oh...that cant be gud!)
>
>Rhys - Smells Like Teen Spirit in my pants.
>
>Eusduise - Oops I did it again in my pants
>
>Alf - i just wanna live in my pants
>
>Jaython - lose yourself in my
>pants
>
>Scaggy - All The Small Things in my pants
>
>Tayla - beat it in my pants..dear god that sounds
>wrong
>
>Peta - my girlfriend is a man in my pants..YAY FRENZAL
>RHOMB(7 days em
>lol)
>
>Sarah - Something That Produces Results in my pants
>
>Dave - Where'd you go in my pants
>
>Jessicaaa - How Does It Feel in my pants
>
>hathaway - Swing Life Away in my pants
>
>Rochelle - If I Didn't Have You in my pants ~LMAO!
>Thats soo
>funny!
>
>Ang - I'll never love again in my pants HA!
>
>Andrea - Lucky day in my pants (HAH GO KALAN)
>
>Nicole - Sk8er Boi in my pants
>
>Lozza - Mr Brightside in my pants
>
>Marcy - The Time Warp in my pants
>
>Emma - Bloody Romance in my pants <<< Hahahahahahhaha
>
>Willzy - Cryin in my pants
>
>SaMaNtHa - Why don't u do sumthing in my pants (ha
>ha
>ha)
>
>GaBbY - ive got the midas touch in my pants LoL
>
>SaRrAh - American Idiot in my pants- Ew LOL
>
>AnJ - Who's gunna save us in my pants
>
>NiCk Miracle Drug in my pants
>
>CiNdY - 1, 2 step in my pants =P wana try? haha!!!
>
>Marlowe - He wasnt in my pants. damn it!
>
>Mezza - Drop the pressure in my pants HAHA...wait..
>ewww!
>
>Rhea - Her heart is breakin in my Pants
>
>Sarah - The special two in my pants! hmmmm
>
>Tizza - don't worry in my pants! this is driving me
>batty
>
>Jeddie - let me luv u in my pants - lol *grossness*
>(mario is hott like
>my
>dad)
>
>Kat- One of us in my pants - or maybe not...lol
>
>Dazza - Go for something speical in my pants- ok sweet
>
>Chloe - All these things that i've done in my pants
>LMAO hehehehe
>gross!!!
>
>Rockers- Holiday in my
>pants
>
>AmBeR - gay bar in my pants (that is wrong....)
>
>St3phy - feeling this in my pants.....okay thats worse
>than ambers
>
>
>
>Jazza- 16 Military Wives in my pants (if ya like, LoL)
>
>Rhiannon-u let me down in my pants lol
>
>Alannah- catch my disease in my pants (thats a bit
>nasty lol)
>
>michelle- hey ho, lets go in my pants
>
>Eli - evey morning in my pants
>
>sammy - act da fool in my pants
>
>Mary - everyman everywoman in my pants
>
>Kaylee - Immortal in my pants (^_~ what the)
>Riley- Okay I belive you, but my tommy gun don't in my
>pants...well dat
>was
>[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]but hey some r funny
>
>Dannielle- hungry eyes in my pants
>
>Jazzy- The back of your mouth in my pants...omg the
>song is alreddy
>dirrty
>enough!!!
>
>Chloe- Who's that girl in my pants
>
>Angela - We belong together in my
>pants..... lol
>
>Treecy~D - Tug-O-War in my pants.......ewwwwwww lol
>
>Liam-From the top to the bottom in my pants.... Wonder
>if its gonna get
>ne
>worse?
>
>Tasha- Stairway to heaven in my pants !! HEHE !!! so
>rong yet so funny
>
>Josey – Are you going to be my girl in my pants! –
>also v rong
>
>Kitty-Breakdown in my pants, no, not in mine, but i'm
>sure i know some1
>whos
>has....................
>
>alex-on holiday in my pants- well thats just a little
>random sorit
>
>jEn- Let's get it started in my pants - wel im up 4 it!
>!!!!!HANNAH!!!!!!!- Something prettty in my pants- yes it is very
>beautiful.
>me too jen lets get it on!!
>
>kealan - gold digger in my pants - ok.... lol
>
>amy- Fistfull Of Diamonds in my pants. (omg i want those pants!)

Len - Nine Million Bicycles in my pants (x_x HOW DO THEY FIT????)

>Want to get more out of e-mail? Then get Outlook Live!
>

[Dignified Pauper]

there's still hope for me to become a priest yet!

[Chemical]

"If you don't send this letter to atleast 100 EOFF members Bleys will eat your spleen."

It's true.

*spleenless*

[Giga Guess]

Yeah, well he tried to take a swipe at me.....so I ate him.

[AmericanDeficiancyDenial]

mwuahaha i will not die a virgin

[Faris]

Yay! I'm going to die!

Chain letters are mean because they lie.

[Spiffing Cheese]

tag yr it t s is so scary send t s to 15 people in the ne t 1 3 min
when u are done press F6 and ur crush's name will appear on the screen
in big letter t s is scary cuz it works if u break the chain u will
have problems with relations p for the ne

Sorry?

[Shauna]

tag yr it t s is so scary send t s to 15 people in the ne t 1 3 min
when u are done press F6 and ur crush's name will appear on the screen
in big letter t s is scary cuz it works if u break the chain u will
have problems with relations p for the ne

*cough*
Tag, you're it. This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 13 mins. When you are done press F6 and your crush's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it works if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next... etc.

It's scary that I can read it. But, what if you don't have a crush? xD

And, like everyone else, I should have died at least 10 times and I'd have hundreds of years bad luck.
...I get one of these everyday.

You know what else I hate? When people IM you with stuff like:
put a flower in your name for respect for this random guy/girl who have had something awful happened to them.

Of course, with less accurate spelling/grammar. I had a moan at my friend when she sent me one. I think she blocked me. ^_^