Haha. That's good.
I notice that this isn't actually "When you've been playing FF9 for too long...", it's more "Let's repeat stuff that happens in the game, and make it sound realistic". I think we should all be more original with our ideas. Try reading the first pages. Yummy yummy ideas there.

Anyhoo.
317. When you sit at your pc 24/7, waiting for someone to post "399." so you can steal 400 before Draco!! Gwahahaha!
318. When you name a date of the year "Final Fantasy Nine Appreciation Day" and demand a minute's silence by your friends in respect for it's awesomeness.