Yeah well. I had the 100th. and damnit! I'll get the 200th too!
151. When you post LOADS on this thread.
152. When you say things like "and damnit! I'll get the 200th too!"
153. When you wear crappy, frilly, baggy clothes and a massive hat and paint your face black then set fire to your eyes.
154. When you refer to yourself as one of the characters.
155. When you manage to bankrupt the whole of Gaia and Terra. *Evil smile*
156. Finishing the game in 2 hours. Freaky...
157. When you have a toaster which makes the shape of that crystal on the cover. Yummy.
158. When you want WORLD DOMINATION!!! And temporarily think you're Garland.*
159. Searching everywhere for Final Fantasy IX (More like all the Final Fantasys) news all over the web.*
160. Being small and fat, with a pointy hat on you. And I ain't small OR fat.
Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
161. You search for a scar on your forehead where the horn was removed.
162. You can actually get your head to look THAT big.
163. You can actaully summon Shiva/Atomos/Bahamut/ etc. before you rename Garnet "Dagger".
164.You stuff cats in your shirt.
165. You've said "..."
166. You swing lacrosse rackets hoping you have some freaky light ball will shoot out of it.
167. When you take an action, you cant do anything else until your "ATB gauge fills again".
168. You go out and hunt for 16 year olds so you can suck the eidolons out of them
169. You actually know how "Eidolon" is pronounced....
170. "KILL!" is all you can say.
171. You have a liberating fear of crossdressers.
172. You have a liberating fear of freakishly short court jesters
173. You consider your mother a fat, obese, green-skinned monster.
174. You start to question your existence.
175. You can stand around for hours and never have to pee/sleep/eat
176. Time stands still.........
177. You live in constant fear that one day you may "stop moving"
178. You fight to get the number 9 legally replaced with "IX"
179. You watch The Dark Crystal, just because gelflings vaguely resemple FFIX characters
180. You can actually come up with 30 of these reasons......
181. You think you can actually functioned with a blindfold (referring to Blank....)
182. Australia is now known as the "Outer Continent".
183. Antartica is the "Forgotten Continent"
184. You try to stop all of the car washes because they are the source of "The Mist"
185. You get an insatiable craving for some Gyshal Pickles
186. Anything that you don't learn a new Blue Magic spell from "Taste Bad!"
187. Instead of naming Zidane "INSERT YOUR NAME HERE", you name yourself Zidane.
188. You immediately stop whatever you are doing and sleep in a tent.
189. You actually dream the "storm" sequence, superimposing your body in place of Garnet's
190. You let yourself get the crap beat out of you by wolves, fish, etc., just so you can reach Trance.
191. You wander into forests because you missed your Chocobuddies
192. You wander into marshes because you want some "yum-yummie frogs!"
193. You attempt to kill your daughter after she reaches 16 (morbid...not funny...)
194. You try to splice rat and lizard DNA in order to make a Burmecian
195. When you are asked what sound a locust makes you say "< gwok gwok >"
196. You speak in a think Irish accent and say "Rally-ho!"
197. You need a 6 year old to release the seal on the tree in your back yard.
198. You run against walls, waiting for the "!" symbol to float above your head so you can find a secret item
199. You name the characters in ofther FF games after IX ones (ex. Cloud and Squall are Zidane, Yuffie and Selphie are Eiko)
200. You waste money on semiprecous jewels just so you can summon all the eidolons
fwafwafwa! Looks like I beat you to 200!!
PH33R teh Rainbow.
Taste the Rainbow
It's actually Scottish, and now I've quoted you, I've technically also reached 200! Gwahahah!Originally Posted by Acid Raine
Did I say Irish again? Gawd! I screw those two up all the time......
PH33R teh Rainbow.
Taste the Rainbow
when you goto a petshop and ask for kupo nuts
202 (I think). When you've read said fancomics139. When you start making your own side stories and draw your own illistrations to go with it, for your very own FF9 comic
Nope. Yours was 201.
IF YOU DON'T PUT A NUMBER...THEN NOBODY CARES.
202.When u go out on a misty day and fear that mist monsters will attack u.
Last edited by Twilight Edge; 02-16-2006 at 02:03 PM.
203.When u rob a place armed with two daggers n a monkey tail.
BY the way, i'm new.Nice 2 meet u guys!
Hello New...I mean Ultima Blader Draco. In the bottom right of your posts is an edit/delete button. Please don't n-post (n meaning the number of times posted in a row) as you can just click that button and edit. Simple and delicious.
204. When you're warned by God to stop playing, or He'll send you to Hell. (His exact words to me were "Thou shalt stoppeth your foolish electronic fiddling! Or I shall banish ye to Hell, and ye shalt be punished by Satan!")
205. When you keep playing and challenge Satan to get Excalibur II and win. He was rubbish.
I see.Thank you for the advice.
206.When you start laughing "GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"after you lost something.
207.When you get yourself some jewels and try to summon eidolons.
33.You know you play FF9 too much when you throw an ore at a midget wearing green and expect it to give you an emerald. Instead you recieve an assault lawsuit(if you give a nymph a ore it will give you anemerald)
208.When you try to cast Ultima to destroy the whole world when you know that you are going to die soon.
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