228. When you start teaching fat people to run better expecting prizes from them.
229. If you find two girls and get them to use a skipping rope for you.
230. When you eat frogs, expecting a prize from someone.
231. When you bet ridiculous amounts of money against freaky lookin triplets.
232. You walk around with an overgrown chicken screaming kweh.
233. You take up excavating, and do not stop until you find a moogle
234. Finally: When you die your last words are "does anyone know the code to play blackjack?"