Do you get them?
I got off work 2 nights ago and felt totally drained. So hey I got a shower and jumped into bed. Sleep is like the remedy for everything. Then I suffered the closest thing to a woman giving birth. My left leg cramped. So I took it... I growled a little and moaned but it slowly went away and I was relieved. Then my right leg began twitching like it was going to cramp as well. Then it slammed upon me. Both legs violently cramped up and hmmm. I did everything possible to notify the family of my suffering. While biting a pillow I managed to scream everything but obscenity. The cool thing is. Noone heard me. Lol. Wow... Screaming to the top of my lungs across the house and noone hears my plea for help as my legs mercilessly rape themselves.
So when my legs finished their spazzing I jumped into a hottub and consumed tons of gatorade and orange juice. Grrrr the pain was horrid. x 1,000,000,000.