Namingway's Hood

[boris no no]

hi nammingways!
I am boris no no, leader of the whores within the turks
i would like to offer you our services, of drinks and delights all for a discount price for one of our favourite gangs
all we ask is for protection once we are within your lands and to be allowed to bring one of our own men in (not once we start outr work ) and all the delights of the turks whores can be yours!
we are very good company too, fully trained for social events and whatnot

thankyou! *walks in a sexy manner*

[Shauna]

Yeah, like we said, there's nobody here. *coma*

[boris no no]

Yeah, like we said, there's nobody here. *coma*

then we shall whore oursleves!

[Shauna]

And, also, I don't think the 'leader' would like Turks being here. *coma*

[boris no no]

And, also, I don't think the 'leader' would like Turks being here. *coma*

i'm slow and didnt realise that you hated us now!

[Shauna]

I was all for being allied with you, but I was shot and put in a coma. So, my control was lost, and Raist allied with the Judges.

[Raistlin]

hi nammingways!
I am boris no no, leader of the whores within the turks
i would like to offer you our services, of drinks and delights all for a discount price for one of our favourite gangs
all we ask is for protection once we are within your lands and to be allowed to bring one of our own men in (not once we start outr work ) and all the delights of the turks whores can be yours!
we are very good company too, fully trained for social events and whatnot

thankyou! *walks in a sexy manner*

No deals with the evil Turks. >=o

[Shauna]

Exactly what I said, in my comatose state!

[boris no no]

No deals with the evil Turks. >=o

*throws STDs*

[Raistlin]

See? The Turks all have STDs.

[Shauna]

*gasp* How awful! I do believe you were right, Raist!

[boris no no]

See? The Turks all have STDs.

only in bombs B) now you all have herpes

[Raistlin]

The Turks are trying to infect everyone with their horrible diseases. But it won't work! *immune*

[Shauna]

That is just awful! Why would I ever consider becoming re-allied with people that try to give us STDs!?

[boris no no]

Its only because Ras said mean things ;___;
i offered our CLEAN sexing but noooo my ladiez of the night were not good enough