Judges & Namingway's vs. Turks vs. Fat Chocobos - The Massacre

[Loony BoB]

Fight! I need to get rid of all inactive players.

[SummonerYuna]

I WANNA BE ALIVE!! :shoot:

[Shauna]

I wish I were un-coma-fied to fight bravely for the side the 'leader' of the Namingway's has chosen. :rolleyes2

[Vyk]

Too bad. At least your death was sudden and probably mostly painless.

I can feel mine coming...

[Shoden]

How the hell can I fight if I aint in a gang?

[boris no no]

i am a turk whore. i can defend myself sin city style B)

[Bowser]

You don't Hold on while I get my flamethrower.

[SummonerYuna]

Why did you fat chocobos get us judges. I thought we were ur allies.

[Doomie]

As one of the only remaining members of The Judges, I must win this for the team. DANCING JESUS, ACTIVATE!

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

*shoots at random people*

ANYONE WANT SOME MUFFINS? WE'RE HAVING A BAKE SALE ON FRIDAY! EXPECT SOME CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!

[Bowser]

Me + Doomie + Dancing Jesus = Unbeatable. Watch out, you Turkeys!
*Shoots Jamie Star Senario* You wanna know where you can put those Muffins?

[Raistlin]

Namingway won't fight the Fat Chocobos, but feel free to kill off our inactive members somehow anyway.

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Intense gunfighting has taken place in Fat Chocobos territory between the Fat Chocobos, Judges, Namingway's and Turks. Apparently the death toll is already over ten.

[boris no no]

*throws STDs at the judges*

[Doomie]

If the Naked Gun has proven anything, you can't die if you hide behind a trashcan! Also, if the Bible has proven anything, Jesus is unbeatable and totally badass! DIE!

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