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    One day I want to see pregnant man, that will be so cute.
    You must have! Junior remember?

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    Okay ladies, who wants to take bets on how much a pregnant man would whinge about labour pain? :grinpink:

    (Is that a pregnant man or one with a prominent belly, good sir? Everyone knows the latter are more common )
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    Yes, we can die, then who will you have to masturbate about? Hell, my husband can't find his keys in the morning without me. He would never have clean clothes without me.
    Face it, you need us...

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    That's in the film Junior. The guy *is* pregnant in the film... but, it is only a film.

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    Who wants to be the male guinea pig then?
    Face it, you need us...
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    Something tells me that the pain of a male giving birth, would be much worse than that a female giving birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    Something tells me that the pain of a male giving birth, would be much worse than that a female giving birth.
    Ouch! >_0

    Women are hotter than men, thus they win by default.

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    ^Was the Cheetos cheetah a Disney character?^

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    Yes, because the males would die from labour pain and the women from laughing (yes, we're sadistic, we're mean, we also have PMS, lol!). Ultima Shadow speaks the truth (FOR ONCE! )

    See, even Confucious say (I'm so sorry I have to resort to this) that behind every great man is a woman, and behind every woman is a man (checking her out). Would any man here seriously like to eliminate the woman in between and check out the first man's rear? :rolleyes2

    (Why am I doing this ;_____; It's horrible!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
    Amen.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    I would die from laughing actually. The only time Ive seen guys with a red face and in pain is when theyve had a bad curry the night before.

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    Women are awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005
    die you evil women!
    Evil women are good for men. They are the same as good women, but only more sophisticated.


    So don't even think about killing evil women!!! (I'm an evil woman!)

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    I only like the neutral genders.
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