Ohhhhh, this will be good. I wanted them to give me lots of money, but they didn't. I wanted lots of presents, but no. I wanted lots of candy, NUH-UH. I wanted little decorations everywhere - negative. I wanted Santa to give me a present: "You're too old for Santa!" (twerps). I wanted a Christmas tree: NO!

In fact, they told me to study and forget about Christmas.

I have been wronged. Deeply. *whinges* (plea for sympathy)