I think serial shushers are okay. People have no business talking anyways.
I really hate the people who think they can TALK ON THEIR GODDAMN CELLPHONES IN THE CINEMA HALL AND GET AWAY WITH IT. Like, the people around are so incredibly deaf/thick/engrossed in the movie that they can't notice, are they?
I also dislike it when people SLURP THEIR DRINKS REALLY LOUDLY. DON'T SLURP YOUR DRINKS. IT AGGRAVATES ME! I have nerves!
I don't like it when people see me cry in the cinemas, too. Because I confess...I'm a serial crier.

If you ever go to the movies with me, just pretend not to notice my blatantly obvious tears. Thanks.