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    for many centuries humankind has questioned themselves with many difficult to answer questions like "what is a son of a bitch", "what came first the chicken or the egg" and "where did I leave that remote?".

    After doing some pointless research I have found some sort of answer to the chicken or egg debatement but first lets hear your theories, it don't have to be serious just don't spam, spam makes you a son of a bitch, ok people speak!!

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    That sonofabitch Chicken.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    I think the egg came first. Reasoning, I dunno. Just sounds logical!

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    My answer is very technical, how can a chicken be a sonofabitch?

    you know when sex cells meet in animals like chickens they produce the first main cell in the egg called a Zygote.

    Also there's evolution, DNA mutations is evolution and DNA mutations can only happen in the Zygote stage and the Zygote is in the egg.

    Before chickens there were non chickens, slowly they evolved because of DNA changes in the egg from the Zygote cell, eventually after evolution took it's course you got the egg laying funky feathered farm critters we have today.

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    KFC invented chicken duh



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    That's a lie Manus. you don't know what's really in that so called chicken, if it is chicken!
    KFC does fake chicken so it don't get sued, lol.

    Well at least the real facts will shut up some smart arses for a few minutes untill they come up with something smarter.

    Egg ---> Chicken ---> KFC

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    ..but you need a Chicken to MAKE the egg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy
    ..but you need a Chicken to MAKE the egg?
    Chickens are forced to work in egg sweatshops in Kenya with no pay


    there was a picture here

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    A friend of mine once said, "The chicken. Who would lay the egg otherwise?"
    By the way WHERE THE SMURF IS MY REMOTE!!!!!1!!!

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    Mitch laid the egg
    :mario::luigi:

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    Useful page on the subject

    Doesn't really answer it though


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    For example, you cannot find a job without work experience...
    Yes you can.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    ok let me explain this again, if evolution is correct than this is it.

    in nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote. Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken. Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
    Yes you can.
    Balls can you!

    Also: The chicken came first. The egg will come last, for it is part of the Omegga.

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    God created the chicken. Chicken laid the egg. Easy.
    Jesus saith unto him," I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
    John 14:9

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