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[Roto13]

I'm..... I'm so.... happy.....

[Skarr]

*Thread kicks so much ass.*

[Primus Inter Pares]

Whoever doesn't read this thread fails at life.

Dude, seriously

[nik0tine]

*posting in a legendary thread*

*quoting in a legendary thread*

[abrojtm]

Move foward just a tit-bit to spectate upon the destruction of the world.

Do you like reading lots of boring and annoying text? Good. After some stab-stabbing and hate-hating Kefka manages to end up with godlike powers. Something about channeling the power of the statues through his body and absorbing a crapload of magicite using MagiTechnology. Boring.

Kefka ousts the dog-stache man and starts to kill off your party. Celes has apparently been here all along "playing along" (read: betrayer) with the emperor, but she's good girl again now. Apparently she did some stabbing to Kefka. Whatever.

[blackmage_nuke]

right then the suicidal one comes in to save the day

and begins rearanging the furniture
to crush the dog laugh guy
mean while you're party runs away like cowards look at Celes running off with the two guys who are in love with her, what a witch (litterally)

and dont forget to wait for so he doesnt turn into this

then perform the most logical escape plan ever devised, jump hundreds of feet off a floating rock and hope that you land on the pathetic airship (c'mon it cant even last through one end of the world)

[theundeadhero]

Then there is a big explosion and lots of people feel sad in the pants. The lonely island is punished for leaving the land by being destroyed. When you wake up is in a bed all by herself. This guy tells you how you've been laying there unconscious for a year. He doesn't talk about how he was happy in the pants about it. Then you learn that he is sick You collect some fish to make him feel better. Depeding on how good of a fisherlady you are he gets better or worse. I like to make him worse cause then Celes tries to jump off a cliff

[Neco Arc]

But sees a bird with a hankerchief on it and realizes that life is worth living if you accessorize!

In the perverted grandpa's basement(which you don't remember because he had you drugged ) you find the raft!

Now you can get to labrynth 4, Albrook, which lies north, across the ocean.

This was posted by Flying Mullet, but because you people are incapable of coordinating, I was forced to change things around a bit.

[Flying Mullet]

after celes failed suicide she gets on a raft then go to a town, seeing the old body builder here ... lifting a house, where you must save boy ... unfortunately you have a time limit and if time runs out before you save boy and get out, celes would look something like this

This was posted by Necro Arc, but because you people are incapable of coordinating, I was forced to change things around a bit.

[Levian]

So, is it just me or is this boy walking sideways?

[Flying Mullet]

He's doing the hokey pokey.

[Crossblades]

Celes aand Sabin are happy to be reunited and head to a destroyed Mobliz where they find Terra and a couple babysittting children



Then the party gets attack by this creature by the name of Phunbaba, who Terra tries to fight alone but fails



So Sabin and Celes step in to take care of the creature

[Shauna]

I love you guys xD

[Flying Mullet]

After Terra realizes that she's too old to use her boobs for profit she decides to stay and impart her smarts on the younger gals in town.



Knowing a lost cause when they sees it, our heros go to the next town where they find this guy: Yeah, I used that image because it looks like he's taking a dump in the wind, and who doesn't like taking a dump in the wind?

[Levian]

Now follow this guy around a lot. His name is Gerad. OH THAT'S SO CLEVER SQUAREPENIX. an anagram. Now scramble back the letters to reveal his true identity. Dager, that chick from FFIX. There's missing a G, you say? It was left off to throw you off track.

Anyway, get on the ship to Southeastern Figaro.
I have a wart on my butt bigger than that ship.

Either way. Talk to Garnet in South Figaro and continue through the cave back towards Figaro. Remember that healing water turtle?
Man, I love that turtle.

Walk through some ty corridors till you get to THE BASEMENT OF FIGARO CASTLE. (yes, this had to be capitalized.)

At the end of the tunnel Gerad will reveal himself. Turns out he was EDGAR!!
.... I knew that.