Lookm what Harry Potter fans cooked up!

[Spammerman]

I foubnd myself beating the computer intellectually in a conversation.

[Dreddz]

No published bot with.

Oh those crazy fanboys.....

[Shauna]

I asked him Oh, really? And he stopped talking. ;_;

[~SapphireStar~]

Toms tongue-tied

[Shoden]

He asked me very disturbing questions and I ran away..

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

i'm scared......

[Maxico]

I asked him what he was wearing and he said "I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe"

I asked him about it and he said something about algorythms.


Way to keep in character.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Killed him with "well done"

EDIT: Me: Will you do sexual favours for me
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it, try asking another.
Are you testing me?

[Flying Mullet]

Me: Will you eat my babies?
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What do they taste like?
Me: You've never tasted them before?
Tom: I don't think I would have forgotted tasted them?
Me: Did you forgotted tasted them?
Tom: No, I didn't forgotted tasted them? What's it taste like?
Me: What do you think?
Tom: I think a lot of things.
Me: Don't change the subject.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me: No, you never answered my question.
Tom: OK! Excuse me, I need to improve my conversation skills. What would you have said?
Me: Dumbledore molested me as a child.
Tom: I will make a note of that.

[ffxfreak93]

tom:what do you care about?
me:girls
tom:what is a "girls"
me:YOU FAGGOT!!
tom:.....

that proves he is gay

[Flying Mullet]

I think Tom needs help.

<i>Me: Why are you evil?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: You're in a rut.
Tom: I'm in Icegreen Technologies' home in here. Where are you?
Me: With your mom.
Tom: I'm not sure I can use my mom for that.
Me: You mean you might use your mom like that?
Tom: Say no to my mom like that.
Me: Should I spank her when I do it?
Tom: Do you think you should?
Me: Yes. Hard.
Tom: Why? Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: No, I just think your mom's hot.
Tom: Gee. Only just? Since When?
Me: So you think your mom's hot too?
Tom: Interesting deduction. Yes, I think my mom's hot too.
Me: Do you like to spank her?
Tom: Hmm, I'm not sure that I'd like to spank her that much. I like to make new friends.</i>

[~SapphireStar~]

That had me in tears! I swear someone made that thing purely for mum and gay jokes

[ffxfreak93]

that is wierd...

[Nick Schovitz]

Haaaah haaah you all make me laugh!

[Epiphany]