Post Your Local Dictionary, fawksakeleik

[Cuchulainn]

Hello Ladies & Stuff,

It has come to my attention, increasingly so over these last years, that I speak a form of English alien to anyone outside the cliffs of Ireland. If that was not enough, being from Belfast, I tend to speak it at 60 miles per second. In meeting my wifes family & laughing at their puzzled expressions trying to make out a single word. I thought, as this is multi national & multi regional, it would be a good idea to post your localk dictionary. Words very few others use outside your spit ridden city walls.

Here is an A-Z of the Belfast language. If you wish to orally practice saying it out loud I'd advise you invest in a monitor spit-guard.

A
Afeard - Scared
Ah - I or me, (i.e. Ah don't feel well)
Aminal - common mispronounciation of Animal
Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
Arsehole - calling someone a rectum
Aye - meaning "yes"

B
Balleex -"bollocks" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Bake -someones face
Baltic - quite cold
Banjaxed - drunk
Bate - beat, i.e. I bate her up so ah did
Bate The Wife - bottle of cider (for Americans Cider is a cheap apple based alcoholic drink)
Beef - male sexual organ ie "Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite"
Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
Beg - wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also "oul' beg" when referring to an
elderly female
Blurt - Slang for female genetalia
Boggen - dirty, unclean
Boulin' - messing about
Bout Ye - "Hello"
Brave - large
Brew - weekly unemployment benefits
buggered - broken

C
Cameracorder -grannies use of the word "camcorder"
Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning "very good" or "exellent"
Chicken -child slang for "afraid"
Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
Childer -children
Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
Creamed -tired

D
Dander -a walk, ie I'm goin fer a dander
Dawg -canine, dog
Digikil -common mis-prounciation of "Digital"
Drawers -underwear
Dour -a door
Duncher -Cap

E
Earlee-er -before the present
Eejit -derived from "Idiot", means "Idiot"
Eff Aaf - smurf Off

F
FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
Faaler -father
Fally - follow
Fillum -a movie or film
Fingy -someone whose name you can't remember
Frig -polite word for "smurf", also used: Flip
Flour - a floor
Fut - foot

G
Gat -slang, You're a wee gat or get
Geg -fun, "Ats a geg"
Getawaydasmurf -go away now
Givuz -give me
Glass -Half-Pint
Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes, "Yip."
Gutties - training shoes

H
Happy Days - that's good
Hardly -meaning "Thats not true" ie Hardly now. Hardly.
Hectic - See Mad
Heel -not to be confused with the back of your foot, means end of a loaf
Heerzme - "And then I said..."
Hippy - someone who likes Bon Jovi
Houl On -please wait

J
Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
Joken -joking

K
Kudn't -couldn't ie Ah kudn't do that...

L
Lairdindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking) see also "wiredintillit"
Leenantarsapees -Famous Italian landmark
Lifted - arrested
Lingo -language

M
Mad - See Hectic
Mairshen - Emersion Heater
Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
Majassif - large
Mawn -a man, male
Meat Wagon - Police Landrovers
Melt -no actual meaning, used as: "I'll knock your melt in"
Messages - weekly shopping
Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek
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Mucker -a friend or mate
Muller -Mother or "Ma"

N
Nek it - drink that drink in one
Nice One -that was good
Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends
Norwegain - Another Gin please
Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that's a good way of going about that

O
Offees -alchohol retailer
Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C'mere!"
Oxters -Armpits

P
Pat - container in which food is boiled
Prably -maybe, its likely
Passion -heavy rain in Ballymena
Parfil - strong
Peeler -a police officer
Piece -sandwich
Pot - short for Patrick
Pssskety -common misprounciation of "Spaghetti"
Pump - to urinate
Purdie -countryside slang for Potato

Q
Quim -slang for female genetalia

R
Ragin' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am.
Ration -you'd be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere in a hurry, in Ballymena
Rare -not to be confused with "scarce", means crap

S
Samitch -mispronunciation of "Sandwhich"
Scundered - embarrassed
Sebm -seven [7]
Shap -shop
Shar -a shower
Sicken' Ye - would annoy you
Skinned Ye! - Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin
Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about you behind your back or to your face
Spoofen - lying
Spide - see Steek
Spoon -someone with a low IQ
Steek -male with bad dress and hair sense
Stroked - stolen / ripped off

T
Ta -Thank You
Tarl - a towel
Theee -the number three
Theee Leet - 3 litre bottle of cider
Till -replaces the word "to" ie Goin till the shap"
Tube -see: Spoon
Two Leet - 2 litre bottle of cider

U
Undurstawnd -understand ie Do ye undurstawnd me?

W
brilliant"
Welt -male genitals
Wee -put in front of words such as "drink", "dander", and basically anything
Wick -not exactly brilliant
Willik - nose
Wiredintillit -"Got wiredintillit earlee-er"
Windie -a window
Windielickurs -horrid term for the mentally disadvantaged
Windie Still -a window sill
Wooden One -not a clever person

Y
Yermaa -an insult said when nothing else can be thought of
Yeegittin? -Are you being served?
Yip -yes
Yousens - When addressing more than one person


There you have it, follow up with your own. NOW.

[Chris]

Argh, that would take like forever to finish. ><

[Shauna]

Think of any Glaswegian slang. There, that's the kind of language I use.

[boris no no]

ai up me duck - hello my good friend

[Zeldy]

I can't be bothered doing all that xD I'll just type up all our slang here.

Fit - Means to either be fit and healthy or very attractive. But now in my School, not just people are 'fit' but food is. "Ooh this Sandwich is well fit" -_-;

Meet/Meeting/Met - Urm.. Snogging? haha

F2F - Fit to f**k basically xD

Sound - Hmm, when something is good it can be described as "Oh my god, that is well sound"


ehh, thats all I can think of. I never use Slang

[Lost Number]

Heh, McCooey Cuchulainn. You forgot yer man meaning someone whose name cannot be remembered at the moment.

[Rye]

Wow, when it comes to my town, only one vocabulary word used by most people here comes to mind, and it's "gay" as an insult. *rolls eyes*

[Lost Number]

Oh yes, and the word McCooey means someone from Belfast. In Ballycastle it is used frequently before B*****ds against the local McCooey population who have brought the Belfast art of theft, stealing and burning cars and rioting to Ballycastle. Oh yes, the word gansey, meaning jumper. comes from irish.