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    Default Every sandwhich begins with bread. Or does it?

    We join our hero as he enjoys his favorite sandwhich. It's a 12 inch ham and roast beef on wheat with cheddar cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato, cucumber, and ranch dressing.

    I luvs me some sammich!

    He enjoys it so much that he decides to visit his girlfriend while he snacks. Seeing she has some french fries he decides that they would go wonderful with his sandwhich. He asks if he could have some.

    Don't you love me, my french fry Queen?

    His girlfriend says she will share the french fries if Sandwhich Man can find some cookies to share with her. He decides to go to his friend Sub Boy's house and ask for some cookies.

    It's what friends are for, man.

    Sub Boy says he has some great cookies that his Grandma just made! He'll be happy to share him if he goes and picks up a new hat that he left at his neighbors house.

    I can fly! Weeeeeee!

    Sandwhich Man makes his way on over to Sub Boy's neighbors house. She seems to be in distress because her favorite kitty has run away! Sandwhich Man tells her not to worry. He knows just the place to get a new Kitty. With french fries in mind he makes his way over to Leeza's place.

    What would the lettuce league be without a cat wearing an eyepatch?!

    Talking with Leeza he works out a deal to get a new kitty. It seems that her friend Yams has been given the Bible that Dr Unne used to read when making posts about how amusing he found the Bible could be. Talk Yams into giving it up and a new kitty is his.

    Pointy ears just aren't enough to attract the womens these days.

    Weary of running around, Sandwhich Man makes his way over to Yams for the Bible. Yams doesn't want to give it up easily. He tells our hero that he needs a little love. Find him some lovin', and he'll depart with the Bible.



    Will Yams get some love? Will Sandwhich Man ever get his fries? Will this entire story involve something other than trades? Yes, it will! Very soon! Stay involved to see just how shocking a story this can be.
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    Dammit, YAMANEKO IS ALWAYS MAKING A MOVE ON MY MAN.

    Back off Banky, back off!

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    ! Yay! He's back!

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    What he really needs is curly fries.
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    You could hold the ham/salami/baloney/cheese in the air and wrap (if it's a wrapping-kind of bread) or enclose the contents of the sandwich with two peices of bread at a later, unspecified time.

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    u have to much time, but at least you use it well.

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    Trading is for wimps. When is SM gonna smack somebody around with a wet slice of wholemeal? With a little artistic licence, you might be able to work it into the whole 'Yams love' storyline. :O_O:
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    Sandwhich Man goes to one of his secret places and meets up with an old friend. They discuss love and decide a little beer is needed to get things started.

    NO Mr. Tree, [i]your[/i] *hic* drunk!

    Everyone knows there's only one place in town to get beer. It's where the ne'er-do-wellers dwell. Knowing that, Sandwhich Man decides he better wear a disguise downtown. He puts on his favorite and goes to make a deal.

    I'm a ne'er-do-weller!

    Talking with the man he learns just where to get some beer. He thanks the man and goes on his way. After leaving the man gets on the phone. There was something suspicous about that mustache. He calls up his friend, who just so happens to be where he sent Sandwhich Man after beer.

    I might be a bad guy, but I sure take advantage of my friends and family plan.

    Sandwhich Man makes his way on over. "Them french fries would sure be good right now", he thinks. Walking in the bar he sees the beer waiting on the table.

    Nice doing buissness with you, Mr Mustache.

    Things are looking good.

    Now your mine, Mr. Bon... Sandwhich Man!

    IT WAS A TRAP! Sandwhich Man was caught completely unawares. Without his superhero suit on he couldn't risk letting the others see who he was. What will happen next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel
    Dammit, YAMANEKO IS ALWAYS MAKING A MOVE ON MY MAN.

    Back off Banky, back off!
    I hope you realise you'd have avoided such a problem if you just learned to share your damned fries.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Or gone and bought some more at McDonalds.

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    xDDDD

    I love you, hero....

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    Haha! Gr8 story!

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    NO! SANDWICH MAN! ;_;

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    The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"

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    those bitches!

    Come on Sandwhich man escape! James Bond did it lotsd of times!

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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