The quote you post, Pure Quin, make me laugh all-time even in sleep!
Gold choco can be obtained easily by just:
Go to chocobo forest located near gizamaluke grotto and talk with mene. he ask you to use gysahl green at chocobo mark in world map. after getting chocobo enter chocobo forest (you can enter with the chocobo). do chocobo hot and cold game to get chocograph. search all over the world for the treasure. then your chocobo will turn blue and mene will ask you to go to chocobo lagoon which is southwest of world map (near daguerreo). search chocograph until yours chocobo change dark blue. on 20th chocograph called ocean, after you found the treasure, it will redirect you to chocobo dream world to become gold chocobo. then have tidus cast hastega or do Blitzace, squall and cloud do lionheart and omnislash, yuna fire trigger happy........................... err....sorry a big mumbling. you can find other treasure such as ragnarok and fight ozma at chocobo air garden. simply search shadow on world map to find it them use dead pepper. you can also open chocobo paradise and moogle central