Meat Puppet likes the colour green, he says it makes him feel like mould and/or mouldy and/or like algae. He's a complicated man.
Meat Puppet likes the colour green, he says it makes him feel like mould and/or mouldy and/or like algae. He's a complicated man.
Meat Puppet
He's a complicated man
And no one understands him
But his woman
:sing:
P..poetry? Oh my god.They're singing ballads about Puppey now. Whatever comes next?
Golden statues in the centre of town.
Froget about it.
But such statues will quickly accumulate vast amounts of graffiti!
No!
I think that park benches built in dedication to Meat Puppet would be much more appropriate!
I'd have to die in from a punctured lung due to an motorbike accident before I can have a park bench dedicated to me.
But then people will sit on them and kiss on them and eat fish on them!
Not everyone will do it though, Resha.
Only the disrespectful youth.
The majority of people will treat the bench with the respect that it is due!
We should do something about that disrespectful youth!
I am a disrespectful youth. I once tried to get into the YMCa, but they didn't let me in because I wasn't an M.
We have two options for dealing with these disrespectful youths:
1) Teach them some respect.
2) Herd them into a field in Alabama and drop a giant statue of Otto von Bismarck on them.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
3) Force feed them some nice poison like strychnine or cyanide and put the buggers out of their hopeless misery. (This is a last-resort measure for people who graffiti with TIPPEX. God, that makes me mad!
I usually write my name on park benches. I guess that makes me a living matyr.
Yes. Yes it does.
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