Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
Then tell me lots of things.
I will tell you a few things. These things, I think, are the most important things. Much more important than all the other things I have to tell.
Here they be, for all to see:

- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed by swallowing plastic decorative food.

- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

- The average beaver is more hardworking than the average bear.

- My dad has a beard. He will let you stroke it, but only if you pay him!