Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is EJ
Santa: How are you, EJ .
You: What do you want?
Santa: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
You: That is stupid
Santa: Are you calling me stupid?
You: I'm calling your mom stupid
Santa: What is the phone number
You: Don't you know your own mothers phone number?
Santa: Don't you? Of course I know my mothers phone number phone number.
You: Well what is it?
Santa: Interesting. "It" refers to MY GOAL, I think.
You: Your goal involves your moms phone number?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are fat is what you are
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Fatty
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: Yeah, I heard you were fat.
Santa: Tell me. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
You: Im spreadin gossip about you.
Santa: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
You: Do you want to know what i tell people?
Santa: Yes, please tell me.
You: You touch little boys Like michael
Santa: Thanks for telling me: EJ said I touch little boys Like michael.
You: Well do you?
Santa: Ask me again more slowly.
You: Do you touch little boys?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: It will help me as a person if you answer
Santa: That is only what you think.
You: Well am I right?
Santa: Well that's okay. I think you are.
You: Then aswer my question
Santa: Interesting de
You: Is there a reason you won't answer?
Santa: I believe there is one, yes.
You: Whats the reason?
Santa: "I believe there is one yes"? Why?
You: You just dont want me to know you touch little boys. don't you?Santa: Do you want him or her to know you touch little boys? No EJ, maybe later.Sometimes.
You: I knew it!
Santa: How did you know
You: You told me
Santa: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.