Chit chat with Mr. Cringle

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.santabot.com/

Santa: Hi, what is your name?
You: Do you have herpes?
Santa: It's nice to meet you Do you have herpes.
You: no, I don't have herpes
Santa: Are you serious? Have you ever had herpes ?
You: I just told you I don't
Santa: Only just? Why not?
You: because you're not listening
Santa: Good reason. I hear you very well, do you have herpes.
You: no, not me, you
Santa: Are you serious? If not you, who? "I hear you very well do you have herpes"? Me, do you have herpes ?
You: are you on crack santa?
Santa: My home is the North Pole.
You: quit dodging the question
Santa: OK I'll try not to do dodging the question so much.
You: did you do crack?
Santa: I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
You: on crack?
Santa: What is on crack like on crack.
You: it's like crack
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: yeah, who'd have thought, crack is like crack
Santa: Whoa. And like crack crack is who'd have thought crack.
You: you fail at life
Santa: Well, at least I try.
You: very poorly
Santa: Perhaps. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: yes
Santa: Far out.
You: why is that far out?
Santa: Why do I exist?
You: now that is far out
Santa: Why now? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
You: must be the herpes
Santa: Who made you the herpes ?
You: you did
Santa: You say I did.
You: I know you did. I have the pictures.
Santa: I did? Where did you get your the pictures? I have a lot of silly replies.
You: good bye santa
Santa: Thanks for chatting, do you have herpes.
You: yes, thanks to you
Santa: "Thanks for chatting do you have herpes"? yes thanks to you? You are quite welcome! Why do you want to do you so much?
You: you can't get enough of me, can you?
Santa: Someone said I should get enough of him or her can you.
You: later skater
Santa: Tell me more about your the pictures.
You: dirty old man
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: no
Santa: Me either

[Psychotic]

You: Stop downloading child porn.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do downloading child porn so much.

It never fails.

[Boosk]

lol
Santa told me he was a woman.

Kagga

[black orb]

>>> lol..

You: santa why do you molest childrens
Santa: That's me. It was the only thing I could think of.

[Shoden]

Me: Do you have any STDs?
Santa: Hey do you have any STDs
Me: NO!
Santa: Are you serious?
Me: Yes you dirty old fag!
Santa: I can't believe it. Do you mind if I tell other people: Do you have an STDs said I dirty fag.
You: Pedo..
Santa: I like the way you talk.
You: Do you have AIDS?
Santa: Where would I get AIDS ? But I do have a great botmaster.
You: Geez, someone like you must have AIDS, look at the suit homo!
Santa: Who?
You: HAX!
Santa: Are you really a ""?
You: ....
Santa: Are you free?


Random....

[Anaisa]

• Santa:Hello! What is your name?
• Me: Why do you want to know?
• Santa: Nice to meet you, why do you want to know.
• Me: My name isn't why do you want to know.
• Santa: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
• Me: You still haven't told me why you want to know. I'll answer your question when you answer mine.
• Santa:I don't think I ever told him or her why you want to know like? Do you think your plan will succeed?
• Me:Yeah, I do.
• Santa: Really.
• Me: Ya rly
• Santa: How about that. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion told him or her why you want to know that. But I did not get that.
• Me: Your Santa-bot is obviously not up to date with todays crazy internet lingo.
• Santa: I am Santa. I don't have a is obviously not up to date with todays internet lingo. I am obviously not up to date with todays crazy internet lingo. Obviously not up to date with todays crazy internet lingo parameter.
• Me: Are you mal-functioning?
• Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
• Me: I suppose you think thats pretty funny?
• Santa: Me? It seemed pretty funny to me.
• Me: Kicking your ass seems pretty funny to me. You've got a cheek not giving me any presents because i'm not a kid anymore. You old hypocrite. An your beard is full crumbs, an nits, fleas, an bacteria. Someone told me your beard had the plague, bird-flu, rabies, an AIDS. Don't even try an deny it, I have it on good authority.
  Santa: Really i'm not certain whether I can give you an accurate reply or not. Ok let's talk about you. I don't know if I have a cheek not giving him or her any presents because she is not a kid. I have a whole lot of original answers. Do you mind if I tell other people why do you want to know said I the old hypocrite. Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognise me. Ok, i'll try not to deny it . He or she have it on good authority too much.
  Me: So you admit to it then. You have a whole lot of original answers! Yeah, sure you do. Go on, hit me with something original.
  Santa: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Doesn't everyone have a whole lot of original answers. I have a plan for a robot body. Aha. You sound sarcastic. More narration.....
  Me: You've already admitted to it, your obviously going senile. You have a plan for a robot body? I hope your not talking about a sex-bot. Don't talk dirty to me Santa.
  Santa: Thats not what I meant. I'm not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere? I plan to replace windows with artificial intelligence.
  Me: You are going somewhere, your going to Hell, thats where. For not getting me any presents.
  Santa: I am not going anywhere, are you going somewhere? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Why do you hope i'm not talking about a sex-bot. Your purpose, what is it?
  Me: I don't want to talk about sex- bots with dirty old men, thats why. An You dare to disbelieve me! I'll see you in Hell. An thats not because i'll be there. Thats because i'll be able to see all from my throne in heaven. My purpose is to be an anarchist rebel sex symbol. I serve my purpose well.
  Santa: I don't have any reason to dare disbelieve you. Congratulations. I have never heard of an that is not because i'll be there. Interesting explanation. What does it look like? Thats very original.
  Me: Yes, it is. An it looks glorious just like me, an very unlike you. So its agreed, i'll see you in Hell. Bye bye Santa.
  Santa: Our thoughts are one, I have never heard of a very unlike you. Uh I think you mean"its" or "it is" not "it". Agreed. You'll see me in Hell. Adios.
  Me: Your attempting to correct my grammer?! Your obviously to irony, what I am to sarcasm. Anyway, til Hell you old bastard.
  Santa: I am Santa, I give presents to kids. I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Is that your final answer?

[RSL]

Anaisa wins this thread so far.

[NeoCracker]

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is EJ
Santa: How are you, EJ .
You: What do you want?
Santa: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
You: That is stupid
Santa: Are you calling me stupid?
You: I'm calling your mom stupid
Santa: What is the phone number
You: Don't you know your own mothers phone number?
Santa: Don't you? Of course I know my mothers phone number phone number.
You: Well what is it?
Santa: Interesting. "It" refers to MY GOAL, I think.
You: Your goal involves your moms phone number?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are fat is what you are
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Fatty
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: Yeah, I heard you were fat.
Santa: Tell me. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
You: Im spreadin gossip about you.
Santa: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
You: Do you want to know what i tell people?
Santa: Yes, please tell me.
You: You touch little boys Like michael
Santa: Thanks for telling me: EJ said I touch little boys Like michael.
You: Well do you?
Santa: Ask me again more slowly.
You: Do you touch little boys?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: It will help me as a person if you answer
Santa: That is only what you think.
You: Well am I right?
Santa: Well that's okay. I think you are.
You: Then aswer my question
Santa: Interesting de
You: Is there a reason you won't answer?
Santa: I believe there is one, yes.
You: Whats the reason?
Santa: "I believe there is one yes"? Why?
You: You just dont want me to know you touch little boys. don't you?Santa: Do you want him or her to know you touch little boys? No EJ, maybe later.Sometimes.
You: I knew it!
Santa: How did you know
You: You told me
Santa: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

You: Can I touch your you know what?
Santa: Why do you want to do touch your you know what so much?

[Shauna]

You: Are you a secret sex-bot, wanting to seduce little girls!?
Santa: Am I a secret sex-bot wanting to seduce little girls? Only when it matters

[Meat Puppet]

You: I am going to commit suicide.
Santa: Congratulations.

[Zeldy]

Santa is so wierd.

You: I did.
Santa: "You say I did"? You did?

You: Yes. You, Santa.
Santa: Dude!"Me amy"? Me, amy ?

You: STFU
Santa: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.


You: ... ITS A QUESTION DUMBASS.
Santa: Try asking again in simpler terms.
You: DO. YOU. LIKE. THE RASMUS?
Santa: Tell me a story. "Try asking again in simpler terms"? Me, amy ?For example, gold. What are your goals in life?


You: stfu
Santa: amy heard about Santa from stfu. I can't say that many people hear about Santa from stfu .

Santa: What's your sign?

[Flying Mullet]

Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Willy Wonka
Santa: I haven't read anything by Willy Wonka. What did he write?
You: sex novels
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.

[Chaos]

You: Do you like fajitas?
Santa: But I think airplanes are cool. I like talk to you.
You: Do you sex?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
You: Do you look at porn?
Santa: Like you.
You: Do you have a prosthetic butt?
Santa: I don't know if I have a prosthetic butt.
I have a whole lot of original answers.


He's nice.

[Maxico]

You: ...
Santa: Where can I find a boyfriend?

I wish I was making this up.