Who here has been drunk and who hasn't and when were you last drunk and why do you think people type bad when drunk? I mean I'm pretty tipsy right now and I think I might be drunk soon maybe, but I still use the backspace key, maybe it's just a "dude I'm cool and drunk so I don't use backspace thing" so anyway, like, do you use backspace when you are intoxicated? I obviously do. Anyway, like, the only bad thing about being like this is that you swallow faster than you probably should.

This is my first time getting myself drunk, I'm being careful though so all you worriers, stay cool man.

EDIT: By the way, don't get drunk kids. No matter what people say it's not cool, especially if you're underage.