The sky is falling! *wiggle*

[Ki Ki]

Hello. {:
You know when you're just walking along and minding your own business, and then things start to fall from the sky like you did something to anger the man in the sky or something? D<
Well, let's talk about that!
What strange things have landed on your head? n_n
I've had bird poop, a bug, a red ant, a leaf, rain and snow land on mine!
And I came this close to having a lizard land on my head.
Luckily I move like a cheetah.
Discuss! :D

[Meat Puppet]

Ants are always on my roof. They usually fall on my head and crawls down my shirt and bite my back. And that's why I usually reak of ants. (as I usually trouble themagicroundabout by informing him)

[SammieBabe]

Out of nowhere last night, I was laying on the couch with my eyes closed and my son walked up and headbutted me. And then he stood above me and giggled.

[Tavrobel]

Nothing quite as people have described it, but I woke up one night with a pillow across my face. I then took my hockey stick I keep beside my bed and struck my cousin who was holding the pillow across my face.

[Shauna]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about my favourite children's story! Chicken Licken! ;_;

[Dignified Pauper]

I thought this was going to be about my favorite children's story

"THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IS FALLING! THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IS FALLING! WE MUST TELL THE PRESIDENT!"

[Yuna-Lenne]

Bird poo once fell in the soup I was eating! Don't think I ate at the cafe since, xDD! I've also been hit by things people have thrown to each other in class when they didn't mean to hit me...at least I hope they didn't!

[SammieBabe]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about my favourite children's story! Chicken Licken! ;_;

I love you for mentioning that story...

[Mitch]

hand me my hat

[Luther X-Rated]

*wiggles* : )

I guess rain and a lot of it

[Psychotic]

A dead bird fell out of the sky right next to me once. I did not do dirty things to its corpse, if you really must know.

[Reine]

O rly?

Anyway, a centipede fell on my head while i was sleeping in a sleeping bag in this garage...(some camping thing, the tents had fallen apart) and crawled all over my face and down into my sleeping bag...I remember finding its corpse later...yuck, it was HUGE, orange and purple

[kikimm]

I thought this was going to be about my favorite children's story

"THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IS FALLING! THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IS FALLING! WE MUST TELL THE PRESIDENT!"

YES. I've been talking a lot about that story recently. It's the best and I love it.

The only thing memorable that's "fallen" on my head is a seagull. But it was more like landed. It was odd. And I wish I would have grabbed it. I've always wanted to grab a bird and hold it against its will.

[fire_of_avalon]

O rly?

Anyway, a centipede fell on my head while i was sleeping in a sleeping bag in this garage...(some camping thing, the tents had fallen apart) and crawled all over my face and down into my sleeping bag...I remember finding its corpse later...yuck, it was HUGE, orange and purple

Oh my God. I would have died right there. Oh dear. That is terrible. UGH.

Man, I can't even compare to that. I am so sorry.

[Yamaneko]

The sky moves sideways.