Oh noes!

[Rye]

Have you ever had relatives of yours live with you due to whatever circumstance? My Italian grandma has been coming to live with us for one month every summer since I was born, but now, she's coming to live American, and her other son, my uncle, has become a complete failure and won't let her live with them at ALL (extremely long story, all you need to know is that that family has major issues and he's a lazy failure and his wife is awful too), which is completely unfair to us and her, so we have to have her live with us ALL SUMMER AGAIN. Possibly even later, because it's until she finds a house. And I'd feel bad and embrace her, but she is really mean and greedy and rude. And insults me in terrible pigeon English (despite her having lived in the US for 20 years. She still speaks terrible pigeon English and yells stuff like "ME NO LIKE!!") and she calls my brother fat constantly to his face, even though she's a fat Italian old grandma herself.

And she told my parents not to let me go to college because I'd "just get married and have babies, anyways." Can you believe that?! ;______; I don't like her. And she lives in my computer room. I probably sound like a terrible granddaughter, but she's so mean. And gah, don't even get me started on when my failure Uncle lived with us for a week or two after he got arrested by his other wife. And please, don't say "Oh, why don't you talk to her? She might be so nice!" Believe, I can't. I can't understand a word she says, unless it happens to be "JEEEEESSEEECA! WHY YOU NO HAVE NO FRIENDS?!" or "ME NO LIKE!" and such. xD I try to find humour in this, because if I don't, I'll just cry.

She'll be here any minute and I'm mourning my freedom. xD Anyways, any stories from you guys? Funny ones preferably. I want to laugh and not be all emo about my grandma torturing me all summer.