Originally Posted by
Flying Mullet
So I've been asked to be the presenter for the Highwind Award for Best Site Staff. For those of you that are wondering what the Highwind Award for Best Site Staff is, it's an award chosen by Site Staffers for Site Staffers. Basically you, the masses, aren't classified as sentinent beings, and as such, us, the illuminated, illustrious, omnipotent Site Staff must choose who is the true best Site Staffer. :yellowkin
So, what can I say? This Site Staffer is brilliant, hard working, dedicated, washes their hands after using the potty, chews with their mouth closed, is gorgeous, can do a 12" limbo, has buns of steel and always smells of roses. But enough about me(Don't my speech writers just rock!), let's get to this year's Highwind Award for Best Site Staff winner.
This year's Highwind Award for Best Site Staff goes to one individual who tirelessly and selflessly puts in long hours into making the front site the best it can be. They are not only responsible for some of the newer content that your greedy little eyes can gobble up, but they're responsible for a lot of the existing information on the front site that is now included in various religious texts because of its exudes pure power, truth and shmexyness.
Who am I talking about? None other than Mr. Spatvark of course! So give a huge round of applause, or keyboard banging, for the man who is the very definition of what a Site Staffer should be. How awesome is Spatty? Let's just say that when the Wonder Twins tried to do "form of Spatvark" their heads exploded because they couldn't comprehend the awesomeness that is Spatty, let alone try to mimic him. So be sure to buy this guy a beer next time you see him, and then tell him how the front site sucks because of him. We don't want him getting a big head, now do we? :chef:
p.s. We love you Spatty! :aimhappy:
One vote margin again, cheesus, it was close. You deserve it, for your l33t EoFF webgame alone. xD
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