Have you ever... felt the need to kill a Scotsman? A poor, innocent Scotsman who got wrapped up in the evil schemes of an evil, scheming ex-Scotsman-name-goes-here :random letters: member who has gone to the dark side? Have you ever felt the need to invent a club that is "more complex than the UN" simply because you felt that poor, innocent hormonal girls were being caught up in the awesomeness of a certain Scotsman? Have you ever wanted to murder David Tennant simply because he "controls the minds of young teenage girls and makes them obsessive-compulsive maniacs"? Are you an evil, evil woman who thinks that David Tennant is a plague?!?!? Do you hate kilts?

Or, like me and a certain member who refuses to join the evilness that is the club that is more complex the UN and wants to kill a certain Scotsman who happens to be very, very hot, do you believe that David Tennant should be allowed to live and has never done anything wrong? Do you like kilts?

What is your opinion of those magnificent garments that Scottish people favour - kilts?