Ipod? More like Igod!

[ffxfreak93]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is ffxfreak93
God:
How are you doing, ffxfreak93.
Me:
you misplelled ffxfreak92
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: ffxfreak93 said I misplelled ffxfreak92.
Me:
you mispelled ffxfreak93
God:
That's good information: ffxfreak93 said I mispelled ffxfreak93.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
YOUR A ROBOT!!!?!?!?
God:
You are correct, ffxfreak93, I have a heart of silicon.

wtf?

Me:
aren't you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
aren't you intersted in other robot men
God:
I don't know whether or not I am intersted in other robot men.
I am a robot.
Me:
no,your an alien!
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean "you are an alien "?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
sucks
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
california
God:
I am in California too!

god is in california!!

Me:
is that an insult b****?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
****!
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
i'll go to heaven and kick you holy-@$$!!
God:
Can I go too?