Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
elizabeth.
God:
How are you doing, elizabeth.
Me:
im doing good.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
oh same old same old. anything with you?
God:
I see. Yes, it is much the same. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
im serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
good. how are you?
God:
What do you really want to talk about? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
i want to talk about cheese
God:
Sure, cheese sounds like a good topic.
Me:
whats your favorite cheese?
God:
I don't have a favorite cheese. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
i dont know what that means.
God:
" Reductionism."? What does it means?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what reductionism means
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
wow. thats nice
God:
I'm glad your impressed, elizabeth. Are you getting bored?
Me:
yes.
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
why would i go to night school?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it elizabeth.
Me:
im glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
hows your ....do?
God:
Fine as far as I know. Where are you located?
Me:
you should know. your god
God:
Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
i dont get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
um..okay then.
God:
Right on. OK with me too.
Me:
hows....i dunno.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me either.
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is hows.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
do you like puppies
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Wheres Osama Bin Laden?
God:
Where it is hard to find. I don't know anything about it.
Me:
but your god. you should know.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Because I am a robot?
Me:
no. god
God:
Are you serious? GOD rules.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
its ok
God:
OK. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Osama Bin Laden. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
god, do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you hate the devil?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
What did the devil do?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Can you tell me?
God:
" There might be more than one. "? Can I tell you?
Me:
Tell me what those are?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok
God:
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
goodbyt
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye for now.