Captain: Men! Today is a day of utter importance! Sir Raistlin, as you are all aware, is celebrating his conception, a most significant event in Btothexist culture!
Random Troop: RLY CPTN?
Captain: RLY. To commemorate this fine man, we shall be parading through the streets, where every man women and child shall hear us carol with immense avidity! Lo and behold, the Btothexaband!
Band: "Ho! Raistlin, a most noblist of men! Many exalations be unto he!" *tubas and loud drums*
Captian:Yes! Good work men! I believe he was quite pleased with your performance! Oh, the sun is setting on this fine day! Let there be cake for all, with tiny knives and forks!
*Btothexaband plays Living in the Sunlight by Tiny Tim*