I love christmas. It's great. I buy all the presents only a few days before and do uber-fast wrapping. Then they turn out to be rubbish and people say "Aww thanks it's....great!" but I know they're lying. I know it. Yeah, as if they got me anything good! Ooooh yey! Socks! Ooooh yey! Shower Gel! Oooh yey! *insert classic christmas gift here*.

On the plus side, it is cold.