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    Default What Pluto no longer a planet! Sailor Pluto is mad XD

    This is how it should have been

    Here's how it should've gone:
    <At the voting>

    "All in favor of Pluto remaining a planet, raise your hands."

    The group of supporters for the planet all sat in one section,
    unfortunately their numbers were small, so only one a small circle of
    hands were raised. After the count was done, the chairman began
    again.


    "Okay, all those not in favor of Pluto remaining a planet, raise-"
    "Dead Scream!" came a feminine voice, and then an explosion. It had
    been whispered, but in the conference hall, it seemed to echo. Some
    thought they heard it again and again after additional explosions
    accompanied the first.

    When the dust settled, the only people left standing (or sitting for
    that matter) were the chairman, the group of Pluto supporters, and a
    tall, green-haired woman wearing a sailor fuku and carrying a key-like
    staff. She quirked an elegant eyebrow at the poor man who simply
    stood at the podium gaping.

    "I believe you were conducting a vote," she said coolly.

    "Uh, well, we can't really continue after-" He was cut off as she
    raised her staff and a ball of energy began to form.

    "Never mind," he responded quickly, and then breathed a sigh of relief
    when the energy dissipated. "Eh-hem, all those not in favor of Pluto
    remaining a planet, please raise your hand."

    Amazingly enough, nobody did.

    "Well," the woman said casually. "I believe you have your answer. I
    certainly hope that another vote won't be needed." The last was the
    poorest attempt at a veiled attempt anyone in the room had ever heard.

    "No, ma'am," the chairman squeaked.

    Nodding in satisfaction, the woman waved her staff and with a bright
    flash of light, was suddenly gone.

    And thus it was, that the Planet Pluto was never downgraded to a mere
    "dwarf planet".

    The end.

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    I'm sorry. No.

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    Sailor Pluto is a compelte mole IMO

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    I donno.

    its kinda racist defining them differant from one another o_o"

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    ... you cannot reasonably apply the term racist to a goddamn planet.

    But it is silly, as has been said there are other planets who've not cleared their orbits either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire_Emblem776 View Post
    This is how it should have been

    Here's how it should've gone:
    <At the voting>

    "All in favor of Pluto remaining a planet, raise your hands."

    The group of supporters for the planet all sat in one section,
    unfortunately their numbers were small, so only one a small circle of
    hands were raised. After the count was done, the chairman began
    again.


    "Okay, all those not in favor of Pluto remaining a planet, raise-"
    "Dead Scream!" came a feminine voice, and then an explosion. It had
    been whispered, but in the conference hall, it seemed to echo. Some
    thought they heard it again and again after additional explosions
    accompanied the first.

    When the dust settled, the only people left standing (or sitting for
    that matter) were the chairman, the group of Pluto supporters, and a
    tall, green-haired woman wearing a sailor fuku and carrying a key-like
    staff. She quirked an elegant eyebrow at the poor man who simply
    stood at the podium gaping.

    "I believe you were conducting a vote," she said coolly.

    "Uh, well, we can't really continue after-" He was cut off as she
    raised her staff and a ball of energy began to form.

    "Never mind," he responded quickly, and then breathed a sigh of relief
    when the energy dissipated. "Eh-hem, all those not in favor of Pluto
    remaining a planet, please raise your hand."

    Amazingly enough, nobody did.

    "Well," the woman said casually. "I believe you have your answer. I
    certainly hope that another vote won't be needed." The last was the
    poorest attempt at a veiled attempt anyone in the room had ever heard.

    "No, ma'am," the chairman squeaked.

    Nodding in satisfaction, the woman waved her staff and with a bright
    flash of light, was suddenly gone.

    And thus it was, that the Planet Pluto was never downgraded to a mere
    "dwarf planet".

    The end.

    Have you been reading the Time magazine?

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    Pluto is not a planet. It is an asteroid that has a smaller asteroid circling it. It's orbit is also very eliptical, unlike the other 8 planet's more cirular orbits. Halley's Comet has a very eliptical orbit round the Sun, but is not considered a planet. Pluto is not a planet.

    Though if he was, I'd bet my feet he'd like biscuits.

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    There are like two other threads here dealing with this. Some people really loved this planet didn't they?

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