Joining the Military.
Joining the Military.
Running into a tree. I must of been about 12 and was on holiday in minorca. I was playing a football match and was showing off my skills and when i scored i ran around like a lunatic and not looking where i was going ran into a palm tree. Serves me right really!
The bad thing was for the rest of the holiday my face had a huge bruise and cut.
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"
the first day we moved into our new house when i wuz about......9 i ran into a glass slidding door. wut can i say it wuz clean and it looked like it wuz open =P
having your bf break up wit u and saying 'we can still be friends' is like havin your dog die and your mom saying u can still keep it.
don't ever frown..because u never know if someone will be in love with your smile.
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I just had a memmory. Did you run through it. I know some one that ran through one it could have been me. I dont remember who.Originally Posted by ChiBIkiD
Similar to SammieBabe's. My ex girlfriend.
Str8 Pimpin'
Drank a bottle of vodka. Not good.
Called a drunk guy a:
"fat Idiot"
Another dumb thing was somethin i saw:
Me and my friends were out of school talking, when some guy walks up to us, clearly drunk, nearly falling down. He began talking to a leaf (????) in front of me and just walked away.
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I've talked to a leaf before, but I wasn't drunk.
Tell my counceller, yes I feel like [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] and yes I would like to go to sleep and not wake up, didn't get a moments peace for days.
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What did it say ?
It had a go at me for something. I can't remember much. I can just remember it sounding really angry.
Well it was stuck to a damn tree wasnt it? I bet that it wanted to travel more. You should have plucked it and placed it in your pocket . That way when you got bored and when you were in the middle of large groups that no one would talk to you. You could talk to your leaf and everyone could listen to you talk to your leaf and hear what it had to say.
Youd be real poppular everyone would stare at you ! It would be brillant. Youd have to take extra good care of the leaf though. Like when taking it out for show and tell with others it would have to be in a plastic bag. Youd have to tell everyone "SHUUUSH" so that you could hear it talk to you.
EVERYONE WOULD STARE!!!!
I was born, and dammy, it all went downhill from there!
Yeah don't think you quite got what I meant when I said I wasn't drunk...
But on the other hand (there are more fingers LoLzOrDs!) that's not a bad idea. I think I might get a little pet leaf. I'll carry him in a transparent plastic box. Cheers for the idea. U ROX!!!11!!!one
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