I'll call him Greg the Green!!!
Trying to jump through a glass door without checking whether it was double-glazed or not.
(SPOILER)It was.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
I think simply jumping through the glass door had every right to be in this thread, whether or not you checked it or not![]()
It's a tough decision, but I think it happened when I was golfing on a very, very rainy day. I sunk a 20-foot putt for par (best i've ever done on a hole) and ran off the green cheering. A few seconds later I slipped and covered the entire right half of my body in mud.
That wasn't really that dumb, but it was when i did it again with the opposite side.
Blocked Bladen. Oh, the horror.
there was a picture here
Ack. I am ashamed to admit it, but, I put pants on the other day. Just once, though. I just wanted to know what it was like.I'm sorry, it will never happen again.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
I turned on a light switch, but it didn't have a plastic cover, you know, the covering, and I electricuted myself. The wave shook my arm up, and it was numb for about 10 minutes.![]()
Well it wasn't my fault it was the mailboxes! I was trying to put some mail in the mailbox and it talked to me......and i talked back big mistake! you see there were two and they were arguing over which one i should put the letter in they were mean i held up trafic and people were staring they dont understand nobody does........Nobody understands Vikeve *cries alone in dark corner*.![]()
Then later on i heard that some stubid kids on my street i think it was my brother actually put a firecracker in a mailbox and it exploded served that mail box right for being rude! But now i dont have a place to deliver mail rude or not its sad that that poor mail box died![]()
Searching for my girlfriend in the snow - naked.
Captain Morgan told me that she was outside in the snow, and that I was also very, very warm and the only way to solve that was to take off my clothes. I couldn't find her, and I asked a passing car to help me.
And then when I finally gave up on searching for my girlfriend (who lives six or seven miles away from where I was) I tried getting back inside, but couldn't due to the fact that everyone inside had locked me out.
Yeah, fun...
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was born into a family that involved Russ.
Not talking was the dumbest thing I ever did.
(SPOILER)dumb - Definition: voiceless.