I got this strange fortune once. I live on an island and it said... You must avoid water.
Normally this wouldn't be an issue... but living on an island that's 2 miles at its widest point.... I think they need to come up with fortune cookie: Island Edition or something...
Pray, Heal, Influence with Giant Hammer.... This is how white mages get their work done. You all didn't think those red triangles on my robe are there for good looks did you?
I got one that said
"Your kindred spirit is vodka"
This sexy sig is by Owen Mcwere. Thank you Owie!
"Your date is planning to kill you."
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
"You are good with your hands"
o_O
I once got one that just said "Ouch."
It made me laugh.
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