Nessie is cool.I went to Loch Ness - not lake, LOCH
- and got a Nessie keyring and a Nessie cup!
Nessie is real. ;_; Don't crush our dreams of one day meeting her (I wonder why they said it was a her xD) by your so called 'truths'!
Nessie is cool.
Nessie is real. ;_; Don't crush our dreams of one day meeting her (I wonder why they said it was a her xD) by your so called 'truths'!
Huh, what do I smell? Oh, that's right. FIRE.Originally Posted by Shauna
Nessie is real. ;_; Don't crush our dreams of one day meeting her (I wonder why they said it was a her xD) by your so called 'truths'!
Last edited by Levian; 08-30-2006 at 06:26 PM. Reason: I forgot the mad smiley.
Don't make me come over there and kick your ass!Huh, what do I smell? Oh, that's right. FIRE.Nessie is real. ;_; Don't crush our dreams of one day meeting her (I wonder why they said it was a her xD) by your so called 'truths'!
Nessie is the next religious messiah.
The next Jimi Hendrix.
The next Cid.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Nessie guest voiced on the Simpsons like so many other major celebrities, clearly she exists. Ipso facto
...Geddit?
ITS my german professor xD
Yo, people who live outside Scotland, what is your obsession with nessie, leave her be in peace, she is camera shy and does not enjoy people buying tacky tourist items with her face on it. She just wants to sit down with her family and enjoy what remains of her life
also youve got as much luck finding a monster in any other body of water in the world
I don't see the impossibility of it, but we don't really have any proof of it's existence. On the other hand, how did the legend start? Hmm...
I wish I knew.
Big Foot> Nessie
actually it is believed that St Columba and his posse were once attacked by a monster in that general area, he told it to bugger off, nuff said, and that is how the legend started
lies!
Big Foot> Nessie
Who said Nessie had a family?
LET THE HAMMER FALL
nessie would need to have a family if monsters where able to live in that loch for thousands of years
I was watching Montel one day and world-renowned psychic,Sylvia Browne said that Nessie died like,200 years ago.The monks that lived near the area used to feed her every day.
Anyway,everyone thinks she is still there,but she died a while back.
Btw,Bigfoot>Nessie.
you cant be certain she ever existed either mate
It suppose is my duty to tell you, that Nessie is real. Maybe it's time I finally come out with my story. Maybe...I can be at peace once more.
It was a dark, sunny night, around Winter time last year, that my story begins. I was observing the end of the world; trying my best not to fall off, as usual. I often do this. It really is a magnificent sight. Afterwards I usually take a peek at the little men living inside the earth. They speak to me, sometimes. It was then I travelled to Scotland, looking for Scottish Leprechauns. A very rare find, I might add.
It was then I saw the lake. I saw something moving inside. This was very odd!
So I took all of my clothes off, and jumped in. The water was so hot, I almost burned, but, because of my leather skin, I did not. She rose out of the water; the most magnificent life form I had ever encountered, and she said,
"Do you know. Where to find my dog. I've been looking. For a long. Time." I looked at her, and found myself getting all the more frustrated. I said,
"No, I don't know where your blasted dog is! I'm trying to find Leprechauns, and you're scaring them away!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Really. I didn't realise. I just get lonely. Without. My. Dog."
"Well, sod off! You'll not find him here!" It was at that moment she sulked off, mumbling some incomprehensible obscenities.
It was two years later that, I realised, that what I had seen had been none other than the Loch Ness Monster.
Now, I have to tell you that this is not comedy. This is not me trying to be funny, and, I'll probably get angry if you speak to me about it. I'm very touchy when it comes to the subject of Ness-Ness. Do with this information what you will.
Leviathan told me Nessie is alive. She is his third cousin twice removed. Honest.
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