WHOA NESSIE!!!!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

i summon nessie, mind if i use that in a custom rank?

[Shoden]

It suppose is my duty to tell you, that Nessie is real. Maybe it's time I finally come out with my story. Maybe...I can be at peace once more.

It was a dark, sunny night, around Winter time last year, that my story begins. I was observing the end of the world; trying my best not to fall off, as usual. I often do this. It really is a magnificent sight. Afterwards I usually take a peek at the little men living inside the earth. They speak to me, sometimes. It was then I travelled to Scotland, looking for Scottish Leprechauns. A very rare find, I might add.
It was then I saw the lake. I saw something moving inside. This was very odd!
So I took all of my clothes off, and jumped in. The water was so hot, I almost burned, but, because of my leather skin, I did not. She rose out of the water; the most magnificent life form I had ever encountered, and she said,
"Do you know. Where to find my dog. I've been looking. For a long. Time." I looked at her, and found myself getting all the more frustrated. I said,
"No, I don't know where your blasted dog is! I'm trying to find Leprechauns, and you're scaring them away!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Really. I didn't realise. I just get lonely. Without. My. Dog."
"Well, sod off! You'll not find him here!" It was at that moment she sulked off, mumbling some incomprehensible obscenities.
It was two years later that, I realised, that what I had seen had been none other than the Loch Ness Monster.

Now, I have to tell you that this is not comedy. This is not me trying to be funny, and, I'll probably get angry if you speak to me about it. I'm very touchy when it comes to the subject of Ness-Ness. Do with this information what you will.

Well done. Nice going. Tell the world Nessie is real, shun the non believers. Kill their theories. *claps*

[Old Manus]

LITTLE MANUS will know since they are one of his kind.

You're damn right.

[Anaisa]

The most cinvincing theory that I've heard is that the sightings have actually been of an escaped circus elephant swimming underwater, and that the neck of Nessie is actually the trunk of the elephant.

If that's the most convincing theory you've heard, I'd love to hear the others.

[Decessus]

I hate those Nessie Charities.

I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you smurfing Loch Ness monster! Get your own smurfing money!

[Psychotic]

It's the only reason I haven't ordered an all-out nuclear strike on Scotland. Then again, it already looks like it has been hit by one. Darned mutants.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

It's the only reason I haven't ordered an all-out nuclear strike on Scotland. Then again, it already looks like it has been hit by one. Darned mutants.

*kicks psy repeatedly in the crotch*

[Quindiana Jones]

It's the only reason I haven't ordered an all-out nuclear strike on Scotland. Then again, it already looks like it has been hit by one. Darned mutants.

*jumps on face* You are bad man. The little children they do not like you, because you are bad man.

[Psychotic]

Don't make me come up there and deradiate you.

[Shoden]

Don't make me come up there and deradiate you.

Oh, don't lie, you know you'd have to get past me to get to Scotland, and you wouldn't dare do that! I'd kick your ass.

Nessie is actually a secret guardian thing from some anime/manga thing.

[Reles]

The most cinvincing theory that I've heard is that the sightings have actually been of an escaped circus elephant swimming underwater, and that the neck of Nessie is actually the trunk of the elephant.

Back before the elephant evolved, it could originally swim, I read it in the national geographic in elementary school.

[Orion Zero]

I don't really know much on the legends of the Loch Ness Monster, it's supposed to be a sort of reptillian beast bearing resemblence to a plesiosaur, a type of aquatic dinosaur. Well according to wikipedia there's been alot of expeditions to try an legitimise Nessie's existence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_ness_monster take a read for yourselves, it's interesting .

[Dignified Pauper]

it doesn't exist simply because the famous footage is a known hoax.

[Orion Zero]

It's not a proven hoax, it's a highly suspected hoax. There was "flipper" http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...e_rhomboid.gif saves you reading through the whole article.

[Fuego]

I think Nessie was real at one point, but probly dead or die'n now.

or maybe the aliens packed her up and took her back to my homo planet
~J/K