Yeah, middle-aged people are the toughest. Thinking they're so smart having every damned object in the world. Well, I know one thing they don't have. Two bruised knees and a punctured lung. Ok, so that's three things.
Yeah, middle-aged people are the toughest. Thinking they're so smart having every damned object in the world. Well, I know one thing they don't have. Two bruised knees and a punctured lung. Ok, so that's three things.
A card! A card!
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Get him your body.
Seriously, get him a teat with some kid's healthy milk.
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I have the same problem with my father every year. It's really difficult to figure out what to give him. The best advice I can give you is to try and think outside of the box... you know, maybe improvise and take some chances instead of just always taking the safe route.
This thread wins lmaoOriginally Posted by Christmas
Get him a grandson.
(SPOILER)A buttplug.
That or socks. Everybody loves socks.
roflwaffles covered in lolsyrup.Get him a grandson.
That would require the love of a female, which is too often covered in issues. And an 18 year commitment on your part; it is almost as bad as getting wrapped up in one of the 12 DVD for 1$ deals.roflwaffles covered in lolsyrup.Get him a grandson.
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I would go for a CD. Buy him something from his favourite band or favourite musical genre.
Lol. My Dad always gets socks for Christmas. I feel sorry for him... who needs more socks?
People with feet that won't stop growing probably need a plentiful supply of socks
Go with his interest's. He read's, buy him a book. He's a movie buff, buy him a DVD he enjoy's, etc.
But whatever the present, thought is what stand's out, so make sure the present you get him is one that will put a smile on his face.
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