I can walk like Jesus!

[oddler]

Perhaps he'll be experience resurrection after a couple days.

[Raistlin]

But JESUS came to him in a dream! Surely Jesus can do such things, right?

Jesus also told me to kick your ass.

You blasphemy! Man, you're really going to get it in the afterlife.

[Dignified Pauper]

Only jesus can walk on water, lol.

I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?

[DarkLadyNyara]

I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?

Win.

Yeah, that is half sad, half funny.

[Dignified Pauper]

I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?

Win.

Yeah, that is half sad, half funny.

baby, it's all funny.

[Spammerman]

Only jesus can walk on water, lol.

Au contraire.

dang u. i was gonna post a pic of the jesus lizard.

[Yamaneko]

Now we wait for the resurrection.

[Raistlin]

Jesus better resurrect soon or his body will be all decayed and he'll have trouble standing up.

[Shlup]

You blasphemy! Man, you're really going to get it in the afterlife.

I'd rather be called into the Christ's office than go to third period. The Bible says my Intelligent Designology teacher's going to be a shmuck anyway.

[Nominus Experse]

Well, in a sense, the priest did do something that Jesus definately did himself - die.

So he didn't fail completely...

[Hawkeye]

Jesus was obviously less dense than water, duh.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dumb bastard, even if he could before, trying to show off was his downfall.

[Blykus]

Hahahaha! I actually laughed out loud when I read this. I could picture some religious figure decked out in robes just slowly dissipate beneath the water and never return.

Eerie humor. But, you have to think: If this is real, this guy must have been determined not to re-surface. Maybe he thought he had to prove something to his God. A faith driven guy, I guess.

[Quindiana Jones]

The less priests the better.

[Shaun]

Oh, brother.