Perhaps he'll be experience resurrection after a couple days.
Perhaps he'll be experience resurrection after a couple days.
You blasphemy! Man, you're really going to get it in the afterlife.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Jesus also told me to kick your ass.
I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?
Win.I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?
Yeah, that is half sad, half funny.
Win.I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?
Yeah, that is half sad, half funny.
baby, it's all funny.
dang u. i was gonna post a pic of the jesus lizard.Au contraire.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
Now we wait for the resurrection.
Jesus better resurrect soon or his body will be all decayed and he'll have trouble standing up.
I'd rather be called into the Christ's office than go to third period. The Bible says my Intelligent Designology teacher's going to be a shmuck anyway.
Well, in a sense, the priest did do something that Jesus definately did himself - die.
So he didn't fail completely...
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Jesus was obviously less dense than water, duh.
Dumb bastard, even if he could before, trying to show off was his downfall.
Hahahaha! I actually laughed out loud when I read this. I could picture some religious figure decked out in robes just slowly dissipate beneath the water and never return.
Eerie humor. But, you have to think: If this is real, this guy must have been determined not to re-surface. Maybe he thought he had to prove something to his God. A faith driven guy, I guess.
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The less priests the better.
Oh, brother.
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