"I call it my.....*dramatic pause* Masamune."
"Here's my character sheet, want to find out why my stamina attribute is so high?"
"M'lady, you are fairer than any woman on WoW."
"I call it my.....*dramatic pause* Masamune."
"Here's my character sheet, want to find out why my stamina attribute is so high?"
"M'lady, you are fairer than any woman on WoW."
The itching sensation is a good thing.
*shakes head*"Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?"
That dress looks nice on you. But it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
I could've sworn this was a revived thread.
Hey Baby, I like that shake! How about some fries?
One my friend came up with someday, being the Star Wars geek that he is.
"Hey baby, you want to activate MY lightstaber?"
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"The word of the day is legs. Let's go home and spread the word."
did you know that vreaking that ice cube will be harder then you think.Originally Posted by Topcat
damn those things are tough, but i did get rewarded with a kiss for trying :P
Too big. <-- yeah i heard that one before
*random Quagmire quote*
'oh i love that book'
(when she's clearly not reading a book)
"If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
how about ...
"Pee on me."~ Jerri Blank
"can i get some water ... i'm alittle dry." ~Cotton
"I'm plenty wet." ~ Jerri
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
"I have a pack of Skitles in my pocket, wanna taste the rainbow?"
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